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Corrected 5/l6/41 -rw (F7NAL UIZI'P?) TIX AL PPARCE SHOW FOR CAMEL CTGAREWFS ~_.._.._...~...,~._......_.._.~....._.___._ ----~ - FRTIY~Y, APRIL 11, 191E1 Pr2tre,m No. 50 4:30 - ~:00 PlM, PST 7:30 - :00 P,M, PST (EOCKS) S' pose you' ro all smoking C,3mo1 C3.9arottos s I hope, I hapE-, I I'opc: ,,, MUS IC : TIiy,w% ,. F'ADI~ TO WLfiTDELL T1IIES WI,'NDI~LL; Ladies and gontlomon -- CAMEL -~ the blowor-burning cigare ettc of costlir:rr tobaccos -- bring you, from Ho1lywooa -- AL PlYMha and his Gan[-;l MUSTC : TIiI':N: . . UI' TO AL ~'I;~'~ItCI~, ....~...~ ..~ ~....

THE AL PWaCh- SHOW 4/11./43. AL: Good evening, friends, thank you for that generous, hearty welcome. Boy, have we got a full show tonight. We 're really going to have to go some to get it a1.7l on in the next thirty minutes. Our guest of honor, in addition to mairj other surprises, is Mr. Leon Schlesinger, creator and producer of, th and Looney Tune animated cartoons Y off show, Lou Bring has cooked up a novelty arrangement that should put us al7l in a Merra..e Melody mood -- "Mary Had A Little Lamb. " So to star the errie M, 1od ORCHESTRA: r`Mf1RX HAD A LTI'TLE IAMB"

THE AL PL'1RCE SHOW -~- ~ 4/11/41 j%L: Well, Lou, th[?.t was cert£iiii1y a cute arld original arrarigement and now, fr, iends, for surprise n.umUer one, we have t~,-ENMLL: Hey, wait a minute, Al, speaking of surprises, we've got one for you. AL: You lve got a surprise for_ me, Wendel.l,`1 MINDELL; Yup -- you know the othe:r day you were telling us about that collection of old antiques you have up at the house? AL: Yup --- that + s my hobby. V~'hy, Wen, I have a tabl.e over a hundred years old. Wk:NDELL: We1.1, A1, the gang GtiT.7.l chipped in and today we picked up a rare old piece of Chippendale. Wait '7.1. you see 3.t l ---` AL: You did thrit for mo? Oh boy! His it got those thin logs W3NLE LL: Yeah •-- 'yeahl AL: And not much upholstery -- ? ''JENDEIT : Thc i, I s right I AL: And looks like it was falling apart , W}{,NDF,LL: Yeah --- that's ~,t; Bring it in, boysl

THE AL PEARCE SHOW . lE/11/41 TIZZIE: Hel1o, folksiesl My, but I'm the happy little gir7l tonightl Isn't youth wonderful? I was telling a friend of !minc- tonight, who is an Adrii3.ra1, in the . Navy, I said, "You wouldnIt think to look at me-, Admiral, I had just turned twenty-four, would you?" Hd said, "No. I'd think you just turned." Speaking of the Navy -- a sailor boy called me last night -- I forgot what it was he called me so he asked me to meet him at a cafe called The Saiiors, RGst. Mama told me to be careful of sailors, so I said, "Do I know you?" Hc said, "No," so I went. I had to wait for him so I said to the head waiter, "I't Is so crowded -- have you a 1ittl.c nook whcale you could put a g3.r7, like me so I'd feel at home?" So he sa7.d, "Yes, we have -- but we 1 re kt-eping the mops therE: right now.," My, I waB: angry so I said, "xlm not a girl that can be insulted -- that way." Finally my sailor boy camo, and I guess he owns an oil well, too. II heard him say to a friend, "I just br•,u0h'-.an an old gusher. " That ts what he meant, don 't you think -- or don't you? Then we danced. Of course, I'm an exot3.c dancer -- I have been ever since I was a little slop -- slip of a girl. In fact, almost every night boys come outside my window and serenade me. Last night I came out on the balcony and danced for them., and they throw roses at me, But one of the:m.throw a cactus and it landed right on my balcony. So I danced and danced and finally I got it out. 1So while dancing with my sailor boy I said, "It must be wonderfl u7. to be in the Navy and (CONTINU't;D)

THE AL P1-Y1iCF,' SHOW .-5- TiZZJ:k~: sai7l all over -- I wish I were in your shoes." So he (Contfd) said, "Well, the way you're dancing it fools as though you're trying to got into them right now." So ha went for a sandwich for me -- rny, I often wonder what became of him. So for our sailor boys tonight, as it 's spring, we 're going to make a recipe cral.ied Navy Spring Stew. Are you ready? All rightyl First everybody take a big sniftdr -- s3,fter, pardon me. Now am~~kc some cornmeal mush and poui, it on the floor. Got it? Now stand in it. Are your dogs in the corn meal? A11l right, now rnushl Then open onE: dozen ege;s, that havu been mislaid. Now get the electric fan, got up on the sink and turn on the fan and pour the eggs in. T' 7.1 w~~it for you -- (SING ) High On A Windy Hill. Got some on you? That's good.l Now sweep, - up the mush, wipe off the eggs, mix together and add one spoon baking powder, one spoon talctun powder, one shot gun . Powder, and bake. When guests arrive serve, and when they say, "Why do you call this Navy Spring, Pudding?" just say, "We1l, take onr: spoonful and you'll saip~ right out of your chair and then 'hit the dock.'" Now Ln N . ~ Ln N ,. v..VII_L'iz2C_"+'V 4fflPPOV4&~~"""ICf-'! G) to ORCfT,STRA: CHASLR

I TMI AL PEARCE SIiOW 4/1.1/11-1 You know, lots of pooplf have lots of ways of announcing big news. Some do it this way: OFtC}a,:ST~_,A ; ROLL OP' DRUMS AL: Others arc more ambitious, ORCi-iESTtV~: (RQLL OF DRUNIS....f3LARE, OI<' TRUMPV1'S...FjNALLY WHOU; ORCMSTRA I1i FANFf~RE) Now, I wc,s never onF: for all that. I've got some good news for you tonight ~:,nd nerc fs the way I'm. going to have it announced. WOMAN: Why they1re mil.de:,. Milder than any other cigarette I've ~ evEr smoked. ThcrV Is 1.c)ss nicotine in the smoke. That 's my news, aazd -~rours, too, friends. F,nd it 's so a.mportent that a fanf. '~ro, no matter how 1.oud, would seem like a whisper next to it. Yes -- t.1c news is that milder Camels givE- you less nicotine in the smokc. And this fact --- importarit to every smoker --- comes fromm scienca itself. L3.sten; Independent scientific tests of' five of the 7.argcst-sclling cigarettee show that the smoke of slower-burning Camel.s contains twenty-eight per cent loss nicotine than the average of the other brands tested -- less than any of them. Take stock, friends. What cigarette are you smoking now? The odds (CONTINU~~D)

TI-E' AL PEARCE SHOW t}~17.~ZF7. AL: are that it's one of those included in this famous (Cont'd) "nicoti.ne in the smoke" laboratory test. So why not get this big s.dvantage in your smoking. Get that grand Came1 flavor and coolness ~- in fact, get a swell smoke. Get Camels! ORCIISTRA : PACTSICAL CWI'AIN)

'J'}I} ; F11a F') ,; ,IIC}' ~>I IOW _. £;.- 1/11./jl 1, f Ah: }0r1.c;I1C3a, thc; m_i.11..ioia:; of pcojjc.; who have soc>n 1.,eon Bchacsaaior's nMorr.ic; Mo7ody." cartoon, "rJ'ho W:i.1ci Hure;ll SOUld1): 1'}1WE 1;11JGS AL: Yon co£avc>ii's s«.kc-, now what? ('J'0 AUD1:1VCI~') }',ardon Iirc-, just a minute, p1E>asc:, k'IION1; OYY }100E, r;I : ( 7hI~17 ) ) }Ic:1 ] 01 K1`1'l,hl 1: II.i yi oh }~',,,nc},io Gr,~iide: -..- it 's Yitzc-1l on this endy --- Al,: Ka tvc;1, you ou[;ht to bc; r.ti;->hamc;d of' yourso7.i' ---- intc;rruptine., the proC;ram. }Y~np; up th,:A phorac: riE;ht now and V;ot over hc;rc: quick - -- Just a sc:cond --- just a :;c;cond --- don't bc- so hasty pasty. YOU wrtnt Surpr:i,'L;c%s - 0kr:vy, so ],'ti1 out P;c>ttarip; thOrn -.-- }~iE;ht now, would you bc:I:i.cvo :i t, :f am nob-hobbl.n.g with the movic: stars at Ca ro' ;, roo:f' Varaon, AII: Ki tzc;1 , thJ s:i_s no tl.mc: for k:i.ddl.DC; Rn.d, f'urtUritrorc-, Ci po' .; dooSn 't}iave; a roof garden. K7`1'l~t1:1 ": Thl s a s Cl ro' ;; and }toobuclcJ AL: Now JJ:;tc;ri, Woe1 .._.. Ka`1"~/11,1 1: Tush --- tu;;h ---- wouad you bc:7.:i_c:vc; l.t --- for five thousand dollcrs 7 can got you C7.ark. Gn,b1.c:.

TI,111;,b 1'11Y~ItCh SIIOW --9-- 4/1_1_/lf 1.. r"11 ~: That' s too much, f~1_1 how .1bout Char7.j-e l~uttc:xvorth? I-I()w much is I3uttorworth? KI`.f'G}'L1: }oorty--i-i-inc; cents a poulid. Al,: Ka.tzc:1, this has vonc; far enough, and f, urthorinorc,, wc; don't nc:c;d- any morc; surpri.sc;; tonight. Wc.'ve Cot Loon Sch7.c:si.n€;c;r, and --- K]`J'YMn (CU`J'S 1t:1GIrt1' INTO AbIS (5l'1,1X;II) W}TA's that 11Aroc? --~ KYJ'Z}';L.: Oku.y, 111.1 g~ot him Al,: Got who? KTTl,hl1: Mr. Schlc;s -- Schlosh ---- Schlish --- Ioon h9_!nsolf: Ab: You c P,n' t c:vc)ri prrVIourlco 11.13 namo -- how do you c%xpoct to CA him? K7rJ"l,1,l,: P:ish po.>h -- whcn I was five yc;ars of o1.d, :I couldn 1t pronouncc: larwngi.ta.s --- but ;I tot a.t: So long, pal, 2' 1_7. bc; back in a flash with 5chlc;s in the flc;sh! SOUND: YIiONE 1VJ~G(,i I)C)WN ~)UT.CK

THT, AL PLATtCF SHOW -1.0- 4/11/Ii 1 AT: How do you like that? When Kituell finds out Mr. Schlesa-.nge1 is already here, is he €;oinr; to be surprised? Now, folks, to get back where I 1.eft off fbefore I was so rudely - -~ interrupted C--~ .9_-"-Q. The millions of people who have seen Leon SchlesingEr's recent "Morrie Melody" cartoon, "The Wild Hare, " will be interested to know that the voicc• of the huntler was done by "our ovrn" Raymond "It Wasn 'tEas,y" Radcliffe, aix;d the voa.ce of the Rabbit by our own Mel "Pb. McTavish" Blanc --- both regular nie~mbers of our Gang. We thought it would be fun tonight to adapt this particular cartoon to radio, so Lou k3ring, if you will give us some woodsy music, we '7,1. get under way with the f irst radio showing of "`J'he Wi1d Iiare. " MUSj:C: II~'I'TZODUG~1'iON,..Gr:Y...FF,M,' TO B1CKGROUID FOR: vn,.N])uLI:j: Merrie Melodies presents "The Wi1.d Hare j" The setting is a tranqual l woodland scer_r:~, with ageiltle breeze. :, (RAT3BI`J' ) Te1.1. lem about me, bud --• 11111 ""Bugs" Bur,riy the rabbit. W;.NTBTA-3: Pleasol A tranqui7l woodland scene with agentl.e.. Li.sten, Doc, Z f m the star of this thin ;. WEVDCIT.,L: Please, Mr. Rabb:tt, 1E-t i,io fJ.nish. The setting 3_s a tranqui1_.. . . MIi:I_,: What 's a tranq uil? Wt.NDT,I~T,: Flw, now youlve rujnc;d iliy introduction -- here comes the hunter already. ~%rld if 1: were you, Mr.. R6bbit, Z' u duck out of sic_;ht, bec[Ause hc: 'sgrunn.3.ng for youl MUSa_C: (U}' AND T11'J'0 7'J:I' `a'Ot

TIT AL Pf!'ARCf; SHOW -11-- 4/11/1.Ii KAYMONI): Shh: be vewy vew~y quie ~-- I. 'm hunting wabbits! MUSIC: (TIP TOI; Ef+TI>C`i' ) HAnZONI): Oh boy: wabbx t twacks ; ( Ir1UGHS ) MUSx :(1-zNToY; RAYR10ND: Oh wook et there; A wabbit ho1e: N1US1:C : ( UI' LOUD CIiESCf';NDO ) RAYMOND: SIIEIHEiti: Don't pwC',yy so c^aoud: Do you want to scare the wabbit? Nova, wet + s see, I'll sneak up wes,l. cwose to the ho 1, e an.d, a. W-.L: (htiBBl`1.' ) 11hat 's up, Doc? RAYMOND: Shhhl There ~ s a wabbit QCil1'Il there in that hole and I'm twyi.n, to catch V11"L: Whaddayw me,un --- a wabbw-'L-I? RFM-iOND: Not wabbit -- W.ABBI`1': ft wike in Wiff-waffa P,Tf:-L; W3.ff-we.ff? WhatIs a w3.ff-waff? RAYNIOND: Not wiff-waffl WTFF-V:f1DT1 R wit,,e in wabbito Nk~,L: Take it eu,S,r, Doc, you're gettini :i..n a wuti RAYMOND: i~vowybody knows whatE4 wabbit 3..s . Tt 'sgot big, wong ears ; Pj.~ ;L: Oh -- you mE;P-xi like m:1.ne here?

Ttfii'~ F`.II , P1;rQZCIJ SHOW -12-- IF/n/1I 1 RAYMOND: Yeari. t'1n, a witto wh3.te f.'wuffy ts,i1. IvV.I,: Like this one zgot? RAYMOND: Yup -- and he hops awoLmd and awound. You mean like this? IjIITSTC : HOI1PTiJG I,T'FECT- _.._) Rr"YMONh: lk,urul'Mrn -- I can't get over how much you look like a wabbit. C~mere, Doc. Lis In. Now don't spread di s around -- but -- s.h, confa.dc;ntiaz~.y (SIi0U1'S ) I F,M A RF1F3F3Tr!' :': P7US7C : (HI-djl3Tf.i' RUIZNIIJG FiL"IAY R-hYM01'1D: (CALLR1G) 'Wabbitl come back1 come back, wabbit, pwease come back: Oh, sassaftiti*ass: Ho thinks he foo 1ed riie. I'll fix him. I know what I17_1. do -- I'll twick that wabbi t 1 1111 set my twap for t im, tha,t's what I'll do. Now wet fs see -- first I:. ... NItTS:fC s~ (HOYPIEG E;IPFIyCT._.. TNI)ICF1TES RABB`1' COMING F3l1CL~) WL: (COMING IN) Just a minute there, I)oc. ftAYMOND: Now what 1 s wong? MI?L,: Lr1hat kind of bait are you using in that trap? RAY40ND: 1:'m using a cawwot. WT,: You know you gotta be carefu7l what kind of carrots you use. L,et 's see that one.

ME' AL PFARCh; SHOW -13-14 II /1.1.PF l RAYMOND: Hero it is. W.h: SOUND OF Iu?TING C:J-=T...HZCCtTYS) Naw, that carrot was no good for bait --- 1I wouldna fallen for that. What else you got there, Doc? HAYP,•ROND: A7.1. I have weft is one p3.ece of celewy,' i41.1,: We17., let me try a.t -- that might do it --- CPaTJ_~ItY) Got some salt? hf1YMONll: Yup. HE-re. STFRTS TAT T1.VG I4111I,: Thanks, (COI~PI'I1IIl"r~S MTJV~G CFV,:RY) Yep, Doc, tY,atis pretty good -- tnat 's the tJcket. That 's what you oughta use. RAYMOND: Oh boy; (I1~UGi15) Now I got yaI ].' I1 just put some ce1... (DOUf,I~; TF.IE, MAT)DLR 11'aL%1'd Heyl wait sa minute, you nisan old wabb:i.t you ate all my bait! IvitlT.: (D1R~1.'Y It'1UGH) A:Ln't I a cad: RAYMOND: That's the wast stwaw; 113.2. wap you awouli.d. a twcEi I' 1l tear you wimb flwor, wl.mbl Where's my r3.fLe1 Okay, I)oc -- I've had my fun, see? To show you I' m. a sport, Z' 11 give you a good shot at me. You s-Ls.rid there - find 7: tl1. stand over hE:re. IZAYMOEIV: Oh boy --- now I+ 7.1 UeI; ya, Weady? D5.1,: l`ka1t! Hold it, Doc -- yer point3,n' the wrong end of the gt.-t: at me . RAIMOND: Huh? Oh -- oh yea -- ( T,AUGHS ) Now. Woady: Aim: SOUI~Tll: GUN S1IOT ~ __ -_____. - . 51.459 1617

7.'NE Ah Pl;ARC1J SHOW - 15_ )EAa/41. Nli L; PIII?~~1(~ : MI';I1: Ohhl yR got r71o, P,'La_ 1 Yr", Bot mc- ; (COUGHS ) T' m all w_ishc-d upl (.__ SN"IIIF`,K :fN SOT+'`1' $r'1C;i(aI~Z0UIJT~ r:woryth.i-nc;,sBotta.lz, darl:l I canit-- I can't cS co l OUNT7; I)on't ZE-avo mc1 Tc;7.1l my cousin Albino he, can havo my Juni.(Ir G-i;van bwdge! It f,:; Bottin' dark a dc:ad retibbi.tl Goodb,yc;, pa7....Uuuuuuuh! W1,,AVJNG ON FI30Vh ATdI) `1'I-D41 THUD Ft1Ll, 011 "UUUUUUU" CLrt~ RAYMONI); Mi:;tc;r Wabb:i.tI Say .roinc1.lia.nr;! Spoak to mcA I ki11E-d li1ral I'm L rnurd~uac.rl ]:' ~;~ a w:~~bbit kiwworl Why did I do it? I wish -- I wa.:3h :C' d k7.1.lod myscl.i' i.r,stc;ad! ME,L: Rr1YMOND: NI},Ia: RAYMOND: Not a bad id.ca, Doc -- hcr.,c: fs your cuno 7.'hrmk yo u, goodbyo, p,,,I, Upod ---- (TAIJ'~ ) I shot you! (IiIUGHS) ri:i.n't I da toc,.;c:1 But you smid you a d.~;ad wabba_t! I9Y! I tho uc;ht N7T-I,: Just w:i.1.d I-r ti.rc:-s^y~ ba°otl:rcr, w1.7.c? hr~rc-sayl T.A UGH)

TIIR' q, PIA,KCE sNow -16- 4/1.1/1a-1_ t11.~: As we announced earlier :Ln the program we have with us as our guest of honor t,oni.glit Mr. L,eon Schlesinger, creator and producer of the Merrie Melody and Looney Tune animated cartoons for Warner Brothers Motion Picture Studios. :L'd like to have you meet hir.1. Mr. Leon Schlesinger. Thanks, =1~.. AL: beon, I want to take advantage of this opportunity to ask you sorne questions that I know our rf-da.o audience would be interested in hearing you answer. U;ON : J' 1.1 be g1 ad to answer any a, ues tions you' d like to ask. Wf;11, firs t, heon, 7' m s ur. e a 1 ot of people wo u1.d like to laiow just how long it tt.I,es to make one of these cartoons. I1,~,ON: Well, A1, you may not believe thi.s -.- a.t only takes seven ui-jinutes to see it, but it actually takes ten months to makc- a cartoon.t AL: Ten months! By golly that is sortiethingI Ten months work so we can laugh forr seven triinutes. Boy, oh boyl We11, hol., many 3_nd:Lvid.ua1l drawings does it take for one of these seven m:i_nute cartoons? lL~OI1: It tak<:s ten to twelve t;housand original drawings, but these original druwa.np;s have to be retraced on ce1.1u1oid by thce girls, so ectuall.y it takes twenty to twenty-four thousand for each cartoon.

SHOW -1.7- ~E/~ .AL: (wII]I'1how1 That is a].ot of drawings for one cartoon. At that rate, you canit turn out many cartoons a )year. 1~,ON : 'J'hat + s where you 're wron.g, Al -- and J: Im not boas ting when I say t;his : that wE; rnake forty-two cars t.oons a year. , and AI.,: RTow wait a m.J_nute2 It takes tcn rr,onths to make one you make forty-two a yearl How can you do that? 0;;ON : That + s eas~. Vde nevc-r have 7, ess than twenty pictures in process al1l thG time. In other words, it t s j ust an end7.ess chain. wo:cka,ng with these 'A I,: Lcon, I should im.agine that aftera chara cter. s for agooda many years, your artists or animators s ort of become a7rnost a part of the characters themsea.ves. N.:01'1: You have no idea how true that is. Z.nn fact, I had oxie ananiator who was always drawing h:i.mself in the characters. Ai ,: hravilnt; himself in the chara,ctc;rs,? I,T`;0T': Yessjr, I couad d a].vvays lidenti1'y thi s animator 's dro.w3.nrs bE:-causc hc; anje:cted r,:i.s own personality into the charactex of Porky PAg. AL: (JAL1GtIS) Oh -- just aa ham at heart. We]1., just one more thing, 1con. Was this anzma.ted cartoon busjness prima.rr3].y created for chil drern?

q'151j: PlivaRCI; SHOW 18-n19 . z 1/1i~41 ON ~ That was the orIg3.nal intention but, as it turned out, they are popul.ax+ with everyone fror:, six to sixty; AL; I can certainly believe that, because I, for one; corne to life Whenever one of your cartoons hi ts the ocrEeni We114 Leon, it's been swell having you here with us on the show, U~:ON t Wol1t A1.t yout vo certainly got a swc;Ll gang., and I hope I oan eome back again some time, P,nd now, as Porky Pig would say= I4r,L; Thassal1.# fo7.ks) Thank you very much, Mr, Schlesin€;er, and you certainly may come back -, any t3me, l`-M now, conti,n.uing, our progran, Ahe Sweetheart Soy,tet have chosen "Nubber Ten Lullaby as their song for tonightR QRCt9~ZTIIA MD~SWUN7.'Mu'1HT SJ.'k7~ ~"NIJ143I'R TIN LL1LhABX LAMOn

THI~+~ AI, PFf1RCI; SHOW ' 1&-19 4/11/11i (E~~rISEn) SCHI,I+,SING}~73:That was the ori.ginal intention, but as it turned out, they are popular with everyone from six to sixty. AI,: I can cErtainl.y believe th~jt, because I know that I always come to life whenever one of your cartoons hits the screen in a theatr. e. I wish we had time to ask you some more questions, but doggone it, I see that our time is up. We appreciate very much your coming over here and joina_n~ the Gang for tonight. "'-Cfi1.,14STNG}~R:I 1ve enjoyed every minute of it, A1., and I'm glad my Gayig had a chance to moot your Gang. 1~,nd, as Pork,y Pig would say: -- Mti,l,: Thassall, folks, (;~,I'PLAUS}', ) Thank you very much, Mr. Schlesinger. And now, continuing our program, the 5vicothcart Sextet have chosen "Number Ton I,ullaby Tane" as their song, for tona ght . ORCHFSTRA AT]1) SWEYTIDY^RT S3X7' =;T_:_ _~~ "NUME3IR TEN LUhT_,ASY LANL,'

~1.'IiI'; AL k'E'AELC}'I SHOW -20- V7.1./1a Frj.c-nds --- a1.1l over &norica, today -- Uncle Sam' s new nephews o,re U;o ing homc= on f url.ough. Mom' s cooking -- the gix°1l friend -- and a good old heart-towhcart talk with Dad is making, that visit something to look forward to. Yes --- something like this is probably . happcnj.ng right arQund you. SOU1JD: I)OURF3LhI,...OPhNNG f'.NP CLOSING OF DOOR MM: Hi ya, Soldier -- SOU~T'1~1-t: Pop -- Mom --- gee, it 'sgroat to seE: you. (l1hL:CI3F3ING~ ~11'C . .y. Ti'Aa~I+S ) mvJ : Well, pin four stars on rjc and ca11. mo General. Look at the now arr<<y uniform., Mothor. Pre~ty slf.ck: SOLT)II{.R: Why sure, I:XLd -- nothing like the one you h1ad, is it? Mf"0q: I should say not. t^JONIF~N : Gracious, ;C 11.1 never forgot how the old army styl.e collar used to choke you. Why, son -- he had to unbutton it every time he kissed mo. M"IN: Oh, shucks, Mary. SOID7.IJR: (LAUGH7:NG) And look at my coat, Dad w- scc, plenty of free action.

THE AL YF-FJ'CF'~ SHOW -21- 11/11/41 NAN: Why, bless my soul. Well, sir, I guess the army's changed a lot since I was in it. SOi:_J)IIIi: Yes -- 1: 6uoss so, Dad -- except for one thing. They'rc sti17l smoking your favorite cigarette. Why, dad, do you know -- (Flu)u, ) Id~xleteeit-Seventeen, AI,: Yos, friends -- they smoked them in and today they're sti11l the favorite. 1'o,ko a look at the record: Records show that in Army Post Exchanges a,nnd in Navy Can.tecns, too, Camels are the favorite. And, by go11.y, it 's the sc.mo the country troL~ind. That sl_ower--burning, milder, rnore fl^vorfull smoke clicks with more smokers thaZ any other cigarette. You get extra mildness with less nicotine in the snioke. You've got the word of science there. For indpendent scientific tests of five of the l.argest.-selling cigarettes show that the smoke of' sl.owcr-burning Camels contains twenty-eight per cont loss nicotine than the average of the other br,.,~axids tested -- I.ess than any of theni. So r)i~ke, CwryGl.s -41, your cj.garette. And buy them by the cartong ~ ThoV h,,-ndy Came1 cartons your donlc-r is featuring right now arc ma.ghty economical. OHMEBTRA:_ ~NNSIC~ ~I, CURT~'~~ ~

T HF,~ ;; L PkWRCF, SH O11J -22- 4/11/41 SOUNI): _ PHONE RINGS SEVERhL T1IAES LL: Oh, oh) By golly, :[ betcha that 's Kitzex again. Hey, Wendell, hurry up --- go get Leon out here. I want him in oi th.is. Boy, wtlll we fix Kitzel up this tirne. (PHON ~' STILL HT.NGI:NG) S OUNI) : PHONE 0 FF II00K f.L: 11e1.101 ,.A`i';~k~L: He11o, Nr. Pearce. Guess where I am. J,L: J~,t a drug store. K_CTur""L: Which one? -- VJIV~T :JA I S,YING? II7.]. have you to know Itm right here in Schless -- Schl.e -- in Leon's private office. lain lt 7, Leon? Leon says yes: AL: l1re you sure youtre In I-(;on's office? K1TZEh: Of course, of course -- WEN: (OFF 1UM) One pork san coming up: (y`UI:TILtl-Z OFF MXKF) IIo1d the pork cLnd r.y--tikc it a tunai ~ I Oh ho -- Ki.tzel., what w<ts that? K.-I TK.I': V~hy -- a--- that v,-As Loon. tL: IP- on? ~ iN Ln KITGEL1: Yes -~ he says, nllol.d off on Porky Pig and nn,ke i.t a ~, m Loone,y Tuna, LL: Li.sten -- let me talk to Iaeon.

`1'Fa,, AL PI-';ARCE SHOW w22-- IH~i1.~Il~. :;.. SOUND: PHONE' R 1:NG S SIVERAL T IA-Z AIi: 01-i, oh, by golly, I betcha that Is Kit~,e1l aga,in., Hey Wendell -- go got Mr. Schlesinger and bring him out here right away. I wfznt him in on this. So this doggone K3.tze1, is going to bring Mr. Schlesinger here in person tonight, is he? -- well, we '11 fix him. S OUND :~ PHONE TO?T,P S R ING ING ,,, PIONY; OFT+' HOOK AL: He11.o! K1:Tl,taL: Hc 110, Mr. Yoarce -- I bc-t you thought I oou7.dnttget into Mr. Sch7.esinSer 's off'iee l AL,: I know darn welIl you can't got into Mr. Sehlesingerts officQ: KITZTT,: (SING SONG) Guess wherc I'm calling froml AI_,: (SING SONG ) You tre calling from a drugstore. KXTGhL: ( S7NG SONG ) WYi9.ch onc; ! I_± OTt GOODNESS, S AIaB -- WHAT AM S ___.....Y._.~.~.~.... SAYING? I'll have you to know I'm right here in Mr. Leon Schlesi.nger ts Office n.ow -- ain 't I, Loon? Leon says yos ! AL: Are you sure you're a.n Leon's office? K1S'ZI~,L: Of course, of course -~ Vt:~N : (OFF M1KY,) One pork san corning up! MI1l: (FUWII~-IR OFF MM,) Hold tho pork and make it a tuna!

THE' AL. yE ldtCE SHOW ..23.. 4/1i/41 KITZEL: Talk to him? ---- you rrieo,n --_ talk -w to him? 1.L : Ye s-,- l.i ke in "say he 1.l o" --- KITGEi,: You wouldn't want to virite him a].etter? J'.L: No --- I don't want to write him KJ TZEL: fIow about a postccard? t:I,: Kitzel, -- quit stalling -- I want to talk to himS KITZI,L: Well -- ah -- he's got triple pneumonia, but i.ff you insist. Here, L,c on, let rr, ; help you... That's it... Now try to say he:l.lo to W. Pearce. (S;:,IGH`I'LY M,VEft VOICE) Hello (COUGHS)...Hell.o --- (COUGI-iS) (Bl"}CK TO IiLS 01lVfiJ VOICE) Itt;~ no use, Nir. Pes.rce, ho cl-~n't make it. Oh -- he can't, oh? ,'!el.l, K7 tzel., there's someone here in the studio that wants to tk alk to you. U~SIUE) Go ahead, Leon. LEON : H<:11.0, Kitzel. Say, how does Leon look --- pretty bad? KITZEL: Oh, my--ohwmy -- how shall I tell it. He ls a shadow off my foritrur sE=1f, fle's gone down from one hundred twenty to ninety-eight pounds.. L1"ON: That's funny --~ I vW_ghed one hundred eighty pounds this morning~ K1T7,EL,: ;:nd hl.s prettybro•an eyes arc getting al.ll glassy -.- I~}+aON : 1~r-oWll. GSrOs? I . 1VE: got bluE) Ci-%rC:.4.

TH.E,,' AL PE~WI'-; SHOW -.~/a.~/'~~. AL: Oh he -- Kitzel, what was that? K7`J'Z1 ~J,: Why -- a -- that was Ticon. AL: Leon? K71'I,}~L: YE-s -- he says, "Hold off on Porky Pig and makc it a Looney `1'una,'- AL: Listen -- let me talk to Loon. KITZEL: Talk to him? -- you moan -- talk -- to him.? AI.,: Yes -- like in "say he11o" KS`1'l11Ij: You wouldn't want to write him alotter? AL: No --- I don1t want to write him.a letter. K111711I,: How about a postcard? Ab: Kitzel, -- quit stallinS •-- I want to talk to himl K1YI'ZF-L: Well -- ah -- he 'sgot triple pneumonia, but if you insist. Here, Leon, 1ct me help you...That's it...Now try to say hello to Mr. Pearce. (SLIGIiPLY T..,OWER VOICE) Hello (COUGHS) ,.aHe11o (COUGHS )(Bl1CK TO HIS OWN VOICE) It's no use, Mr. Pearce, he can1t make it. AL: Oh -- he can 't, oh? Well, Kitzcl, therc + s someone herc in the studio that wants to talk to you. (ASID7~~) Go ahead, Loon. T.VON : HE,1.1.o, Kitzcl. Say, how does Loon look -- pretty bad?

TMy AL P {'" ZCE' SIIOW -21E- K_['I'ZhT,: Pa1d his -- huh? You've got blue eyes. Just a second -- you couldn't by any chance be -- Leon You-Know-Who? N-1,0I3: nu u~ntru=yeah, could be 1 t TO AL YF~`,RC~:. ..ORCHT'-~S`l'RA FADES DOWN~ M1S1C : (I3UMYT.T _._._..____. AL: Frionds, next Friday night we will have another show packcc: fu17l of surprises that I kn.ow will add to your radio en j oyment . And, in the i,;eantirno, I hope tha t all you folks listoning, rerneraber -- that there is a lot more enjoyment in the c:Lgaret'u-e that brings us to you. Oh, gosh, I doggone near forgot poor Elmer T31urt. He wrote a speech for tonight anr_I, gee whi_z, here the show's almost over, but I think is he hurries he can get it in. Ilurry y up, Elmer --- come on out here and read your speech. ELV~,R; Right now? AL: Eow or never. It:7AMP'R: Okay. (If1UGIbS) Iiopc youl 111 remember to smoke Camels, I hope, I hope, :[ hope... Arul, frionds, do me a favor, wz.7.1 yDu, and try Camels tonight, if you don it happcn to be smoking them already. Good night and good smoking.... ORCI~t:;S~1'hE1; (`l'IrNTVU'; r'A'r Up !-1ND OU1' OId C~1

~l~~'HI~ AL I'fAZCI; SHOW -2~~- //1.1•/41 K7`1'1,I,L: Oh, my-oh-my -- how shti17_ I toll it, IioIs Ei shadow of my f'ormer se1f. 1-Zc-+s gonc- dowrl from one hundred twenty to ninety-ea.ght pounds. N~'ON: That fs funny --- I wc3•ghcd one hundred eighty pounds this morning! Ki`I'ZI,L: Arid his pretty brown eyes Urc: getting all g1a ssy -~ I~ ~ON: Brown eycs ? I've got blue cyes, KTl'ZEL: And his -- huh? Youtve got blue eyes. Just a second -- you couldnIt by any chance be -- h~~on You-Know-Who? INON : M~Tmmrrunmnunn)ycah, could bo 1 MUS1;C: F3tlMPF~',R TO AT., I'YAhCh...ORCIik;S`I'RA FADI'~S T)OWN ~._`~..•.__.,.._. .r.w..~._.__._-_..~...._.__.._ ._.,....~.._.___.~......_._........~.•._..._...w.___..._.. ....)

TTTka AL T'E.FM}3 SkiUW •-25- ll/i i/l11 1 WFNDU,T,L: ]Iow many pzpefuls should a smoker E,xpect from a pocket tin of tobacco? Doponds on the si ze of the tin, of course -- but it also depends on how the tobacco packs. Prince /1lbert fs crimp out packs as efficiently in the tin as it does in your pipe. And take the word of smokers that there are fifty frrgro,nt p:ipefuls of coo7.er-burning, milder, better-tastin; u.moTr,ing in that famous P.A. pocket tin. P.l1. 's crimp cut draws and burns evenly, smokes coo7.cr -- an.d. the no-bite treatment means specia 1 ma_7.dnes~-~, greater tongur.: comfort. Try Prince Albert, men, thc world's Ur.rgest-.>cwling braiid1 This is Wendell N3_1.es.., spca,king.... This is the COLUI~r:',I~,...I3HOADCFOi'ING SYSTEM.

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