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MARTIN MULL
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A lETTER FROM THE PUBLISHER
With every issue of Philip Mor-
ri.r Magazine, we aim to cele-
brate the very best of America-
the stories, events, places and, of
course, the people that contrib-
ute to the character of our na-
tion. This recently put us in the
enviable position of having to
round up some of America's
best-known observers and writ-
ers for the purpose of celebrating
the all-American season of sum-
mer. We hope you'll enjoy the
result.
Marti
No summer would be com-
plete without at least one back-
yard barbeque, and it didn't
take long for us to land on the
ideal writer to handle the topic.
Comedian Martin Mull is prob-
ably best known for his appear-
ances on television-as a pair of
twins on Mary Hartman. Mary
Hartman, and as characters in
the brave but brief series, Amer-
ica 2-Nite and Fernwood 2-Nite.
But more to the point, Mull is
also the author and host of the
Cinemax specials The Hirtory of
White People in Amerha, a hilar-
ious send-up of middle America
that undertakes to explain such
overlooked but vital social phe-
nomena as white bread, mayon-
naise, refrigerator magnets
shaped like tiny cookies, and,
not least, the backyard
barbeque. (The book based on
the specials, published by Put-
nam in 1985, has gone into a
ninth printing, and a sequel is
planned for release late this
year.)
Happily, in "Barbeque & A"
Mull avoids the anthropological
approach entirely ("I'll leave that
stuff to Margaret Mead," he
says), and instead provides a
practical list of Dos and Don'ts
for people planning their own
backyard feasts.
Speaking of food, last issue's
story about chili (not chile) by
Larry King provoked a remark-
able range of responses, indud-
ing one near-proposal of mar-
riage, one letter written in the
manner of a C.S. Lewis novel,
and at least one request that
King never write on the topic
again. You'll find a sampling of
these and other spirited letters in
our "PM Notebook" section,
beginning on page 19. Any one
of America's 60 million smokers
who has been made to feel iso-
lated by the anti-smoking lobby
will certainly find plenty of
friendly voices on the pages of
Philip Morris Magazine.
Also in this issue's Notebook
you'll learn about a young fire-
man who has taken his dismissal
-for smoking on his lunch
break-to court; Defense Secre-
tary Caspar Weinberger's deci-
sion not to ban the sale of to-
bacco products at military
Tom Boswell
comissaries; and a spunky Lon-
don-based organization battling
for the civil rights of smokers in
Great Britain.
In the last issue of Philip
Morris Magazine Hamish Max-
well, Chairman and Chief Exec-
utive Officer of Philip Morris
Companies, Inc., explained how
Frank Gannon
one of the U.S. Senate's tax re-
form proposals would unfairly
burden many consumers, includ-
ing consumers of Philip Morris
products. In this issue we dis-
cuss one of the conditions that
makes some kind of tax reform
necessary in the first place.
According to a Washington-
based organization called Citi-
zens for Tax Justice, some of
America's largest and most prof-
itable corporations pay little or
no federal income tax, meaning
that the rest of us-both indi-
vidual taxpayers and companies
such as Philip Morris, which do
pay federal income tax-have to
contribute more than our fair
share in order to pick up the
slack. As our story shows, CTJ
is lobbying hard for changes that
will make the system more fair
for everybody.
Most people know editor and
writer George Plimpton as the
nation's greatest professional am-
ateur. To understand the world
of pro football, Plimpton once
worked out during pre-season
with the Detroit Lions; to ex-
plore the world of professional
baseball, he played in a post-sea-
son all-star game in Yankee Sra-
dium. Plimpton also holds the
somewhat obscure title of Fire-
works Commissioner for New
York City, and, as such, is a
bona-fide expert on the subject
of pyrotechnics. He is author of
the best-selling Fireworks: A
History and Celebration
(Doubleday, 1984, $25).
While Plimpton's artide,
"Light Up the Sky," celebrates
the history and color of this glo-
rious summer spectacle, it also
brings up an idea that will no
doubt sound familiar to readers
of Philip Morri.r Magazine-that
of unnecessary govemment inter-
vention. As Plimpton demon-
strates, smoking is not the only
pleasure that government has
taken an active role in limiting
over the years. The good news is
that it is still possible in many
stares to celebrate American in-
dependence, freely but responsi-
bly, with spectacular shows of ,
light against the sky.
One of the hottest movies of
this summer is Top Gun, the
story of young pilots-in-training
starring Tom Cruise and Kelly
McGillis. We thought it might
be interesting to find our what
our nation's military flyers are
really like. Our editor, Frank
Gannon, visited with some of
them and came back with our
cover story, which describes
what goes on-and who goes
up-in the wild blue yonder.
Two of America's most dis-
tinguished commentators round
out the summer issue of Philip
Morris. Thomas Boswell of The
Washington Post is one of the
shrewdest observers of profes-
sional baseball today. His words,
teamed with some of the finest
photographs of the games we've
seen, comprise our seasonal trib-
ute to America's most distinc-
tive pastime. And the summer
of '86 finds Eric Sevareid, jour-
nalist emeritus with CBS News,
reflecting on America's past and
our hopes for the future. The
striking portrait of Mr. Sevareid
is the work of Washingtonian
Michael Evans, whose credits in-
dude service as the official pho-
tographer for the White House.
We hope that wherever this
summer takes you, you'll take
Philip Morris Magazine along.
Guy L. Smith, Publisher
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PHILIP MORRIS MAGAZINE/SUMbtER 1986 5

3 A R3ElYL Pm A
Comedian Martin Mull explains how to keep the kids busy, the
neighbors happy and the paramedics away
t is conceivable that one may Gve a
full and productive life without ever
once attending an American back-
yard barbecue. Conceivable, but
highly unlikely. All across the coun-
try from Memorial Day to Labor
Day, our skies are filled with a thick layer of
briquet smoke and beckoning smells that af-
fects our lives as surely as the Van Allen belt.
(For the scientifically minded it is interesting
to note that this smoky layer actually merges
with the Van Allen belt after the first frost of
Autumn. Hence the motion currently before
Congress to re-name it the "Van Allen/Van
Camp's" belt in honor of those savory baked
beans. )
It is not simply the idea of eating outdoors
that makes the American backyard barbecue
unique. Let's face it, people all over the world
dine al fizsco-some every night of the year
and not by choice. But to equate a Zuzubu
tribesman roasting a distant cousin on a spit
with "building your own burger" after a hot
game of croquet is an empty pursuit. We'll
leave that stuff to Margaret Mead.
This is not to say that every American
backyard barbecue is a laughter-filled gastro-
nomic gala. Some are funereal flops.
Why? It is my contention that the problem
lies in haphazard preparation. You can't just
throw a decent barbecue together on a mo-
ment's notice. As anyone who's ever run out
of Tabasco or simply assumed he had lighter
fluid somewhere around the garage will tell
you, you can't expect a success without due
planning.
The following list of Do's and Don'ts is
provided to help you in the preparation of
your next get-together. I heartily suggest they
be prominently posted during the barbecue
season. Ideally, they should be memorized,
but memorizing is time-consuming and diffi-
cult for many-even the President has to re-
peat after someone when taking his oath of
office. Just stick them on the fridge and you'll
be fine. You've probably got those little "fake
cookie" magnets. They're perfect for the job.
DO
DO have a contingency plan in the event
that it rains on the big day. There is noth-
ing worse than having to schiep the whole
shebang into the garage. No one enjoys sit-
ting on a stack of snow tires when he eats,
and a wheelbarrow makes a lousy salad
bowl.
DO allow people to bring something if they
want. You're not the only person in the
world who can make cole slaw, and think of
the relief you will feel when you can cross
off ` jello mold" on your list without ever
having to lift a finger.
DO have something for your guests to eat
the minute they arrive. Most of them have
probably skipped breakfast to "make
room" for your feast and a little something
at the doorstep is always appreciated. Sug-
gestions indude: celery "boats" filled with
peanut butter, carrot strips with onion dip,
and olives. (Kids always love to try and
suck the "red part" out of the olives.)
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DO top off your potato salad with a slice of green pepper, make those little radish
"flowers" and sprinkle it with paprika. People will say, "You shouldn't have gone to
so much trouble!" You get to say, "I didn't, really!" But everyone will know that you
did.
DO tell everyone that your barbecue sauce is "very, very special." Even if it's Paul
Newman's or straight from the A & P can, it lends a sense of mystery to the meal and
most people can't taste the difference anyway once they start drinking.
Now for the all-important "Don'ts":
DON'T
DON'T put the bottle of sun-block (which happens to look just like the squeeze
bottle of mustard) right next to the condiments. Heimlich maneuvers are not pretty
to watch and the arrival of paramedics can really throw a wet blanket on your affair.
DON'T try something fancy, like salmon. First of all it flakes, sticks to the grill of a
Weber, and ends up looking like you carved it with a grenade. Secondly, it attracts
every cat on the block and, sure as shootin', someone in the group is allergic to cats
and here come the paramedics again.
DON'T bother to grill the buns. Even though those little brown lines look pretty,
they're just turning your bread into toast and when you go to eat your burger they
break instead of chew and all of a sudden you feel fike you're eating a big messy taco
at a ball game and you have to arch over like a goose-neck lamp to keep the ketchup
off your dothes.
DON'T expect that all of your guests eat hamburgers and weiners. Some may be
devout vegetarians with almost religious convictions about not making living things
into meals. Make sure there's plenty of potato salad and com on the cob for them.
DON'T scrimp. All coo often a fizzled barbecue is the result of belt-tightening on the
part of the host. For instance, too many people today are taking the "bar" out of
barbecue, offering only an ice-filled garbage can of generic soft drinks and a couple of
those new "boxes" of warm Chablis. Give your guests at least the variety and
selection that they've come to expect on an airplane.
Also, an electric bug-zapper may seem like an expensive extravagance but it's well
worth it when the flies start descending like Zeroes over Pearl Harbor and a guest
picks up the bowl of mayonnaise and asks, "Who wants raisins?"
While we're on the subject, don't rely on one badminton birdie to last the fi.ill
eight hours. Odds are it will be lodged in the garage downspout after the second serve
and you'll have some angry sportsmen on your hands. In short, spend a few bucks
and do it right.
If this is all too much to remember then I leave you with this thought: An ounce of
prevention is worth a pound of potato salad.
AIr1ER1CAS
BUT BAR3ECYE
The following list of some of the best barbeque
stops in the nation is adapted from Finger
Lickin' Rib Stickin' Great Tastin' Hot & Spicy
Barbeque by Jane Butel (Workman Publishing,
New York, $4.95).
Bernie's Holiday Restaurant
Exit 109, New York Quickway (914) 796-3333
Chef Moon Fat drenches ribs in a garlicky sauce,
then cooks them in a Chinese smoke cabinet.
The Cactus Bar-B-Q
1815 1/2 North Main
Junction, Texas (915) 446-2478
The Cactus simmers brisket, ribs and chicken
over mesquite coals.
Parker's
Highway 301 South
Wilson, North Carolina (919) 237-0972
Scrumptious ribs pit-cooked in a cider-vinegar
and crushed red pepper mixture.
The Ground Floor
22837 Chagrin Boulevard
Beachwood, Ohio (216) 991-5080
They use Canadian baby back ribs (reputed to
be the most expensive and best).
Coupe's BBQ & Drinkery
501 Westport Road
Kansas City, Missouri (816) 561-2677
Probably the very best Kansas City-
style barbeque in the U.S.A.
8 PHILIP MORRIS MAGAZINE/SUMMER 1986

MARTIN MULL'S
PERSONAL-STOCK
BARBEQUE SAUCE
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Good barbeque is an art, not a science,
and every chef is due some artistic free-
dom. So improvise freely with the recipe
below. The only ingredient absolutely for-
bidden, for reasons that ought to be
obvious, is anything you can buy in a su-
permarket that says "Genuine Hickory-
Smoked Flavor" on the label.
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12 ounces ketchup
8 ounces tomato puree
Ii4 cup cider vinegar
2 tablespoons Worcestershire
3 tablespoons diced onion
2 tablespoons diced tomatoes
2 tablespoons diced green pepper
1/z cup brown sugar
1 teaspoon garlic salt
1 teaspoon black pepper
1 teaspoon chili powder
one pinch cayenne
a flick or two of Tabasco
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Combine the above ingredients in a
kettle, heat the concoction until it starts
spluttering, then cover and simmer for 20
minutes. If the stuff gets too thick, which
it probably will, thin with a splash or two
of your favorite brew (or, if you prefer,
water). For best results brush on the sauce
while it's still warm, and keep dousing the
meat as it cooks. This not only seals in
natural juices, it gives you something
chefly to do while the briquets do all the
work.
PHIllP MORRIS MAGAZINE/SUMMER 1986 9

WEATHER OR NOT
ell, the
sun was
shining a
few min-
utes ago,
but now it looks like there's a
big storm coming. Mark Twain,
remarking on American weather,
said one time that he sat in one
place and counted 136 different
kinds of weather inside of
twenty-four hours. That may be
an exaggeration. When it comes
to the weather, Americans do
tend to exaggerate. So, when we
decided to do a national weather
survey, we sought out only ex-
ceptionally truthful individuals
like my friend Roger Welsch, a
Nebraska tree farmer and keen
observer of Nebraska weather.
KURALT: When the real dog
days come, it does get hot in
~ Nebraska.
~ ROGER WELSCH: I don't
t think there's any place hotter
~ than Nebraska in the summer.
~ Down here by the river, just not
~ too far from us, it'll get so dry
~ that the catfish will come up
~ here to the house and get a
A drink at the pump. Yep, really.
~ Yeah. And a lot of the farmers
~ around here will feed their
~ chickens cracked ice so they
~ won't lay hard-boiled eggs.
Well you may laugh, but the
~ hot weather leads to tragedy
~ sometimes. Kendall Morse re-
~ members what happened in
~ Maine.
~ KFNDALI. MORSE Oh, it was
E so hot here in Maine last sum-
met mer that one day-it was right
Q, in the middle of corn season,
a that corn was almost ripe-and
~ it got so hot that the corn
k scarted to pop, and it poPped
-t and it went all over the place.
~ And there was a herd of cows
~ right next to that comfield and
When it comes to summer weather, some folks
just can't stick to the facts
they looked up and they saw
that popcom coming down like
that. And cows are not very
bright, of course. They thought
it was snow, And every one of
them idiot cows stood there and
froze to death!
You can toss a froieo
hamhurger up in the air,
and when ll comes dowu
it`s cooketl well done.
For Maine, of course, that
was a hot day. Here's a Hoosier
weather report from Charles
Porter.
CHARLES PORTER: It was so
hot one day in Odon, Indiana,
you could take a frozen ham-
burger patty out of the freezer,
toss it up in the air, and when it
came down it was cooked well
done. But you had to be careful
and not toss it up too high. If
you did, it came back down
bumed. {Chuckle.r}
We went to Arizona in mid-
summer to ask Jim Griffith
how he and his neighbors are
holding up.
JIM GRIFFITH: It does get a
little bit warm. Joe Harris says
it usually gets so hot and dry in
the summertime that he's got to
prime himself before he can
spit. And the dog's sort of wan-
dering around at midnight try-
ing to find some shade to lay
down in. It does warm up a lit-
tle bit, but you get used to it.
It's been known, especially in
this part of Arizona, to get so
dry that the trees will follow the
dogs around.
That's dry, all right. But right
Welsch's wife has to run their
well through a wringer this time
of year to get enough water to
cook with. And the river gets
low, of course.
WEISCH: They talk about
frogs that would grow up to be
three and four years old without
ever having learned how to
swim. And they'd have to, in
the schools, you know, get little
cans and put holes in the bot-
tom and sprinkle water so that
kids could see what it was and
wouldn't panic the first time
they saw it rain. They tell about
one farmer who's out plowing
one day and it started to rain,
and the first drops that hit him
shocked him so that he passed
out. And to bring him to, they
had to throw two buckets of
dust in his face!
What rain they get in the
Great Plains comes all at once,
eight or ten inches in one day
and that's it for the year. Every
farmer has a little lane out to
the highway and the rains on
the plains fall mainly on the
lanes.
WELSCH: Like this road of
mine, there's some holes out
here you can run set lines in and
catch fish out of the road. And
there's a farmer who talked
about finally having to walk into
town, because his wagon
wouldn't get up his lane. So, he
had to walk into town to get
some groceries, and he found
this huge puddle out in the
middle of the road. And there
was a nice hat floating around in
the center. So, he reached out
with his foot and kicked in this
hat, and there was a guy's head
under it. So, he got down on his
hands and knees and he said,
"Are you all right, stranger?"
guess so. I'm on horseback."
{Laugh.r}
Wherever you got puddles
like that, of course, you get
mosquitos. I thought we had
big mosquitos back home in
North Carolina. My grandfather
told me he saw a couple once
the size of crows, and heard 'em
talking about him. One of the
mosquitos said, "Shall we eat
him here or take him with us?"
The other one said, "Well, we
better eat him here. If we take
him with us, the big guys will
take him away from us." What
surprised me was to learn that
they grow mosquitos bigger
than that out West.
JiM GRIFFITH: They get rea-
sonably good-sized, not so big
that you can't shoot 'em down
with a scattergun. You know,
you don't have to take a rifle to
'em, but they get pretty good-
sized. But the really big ones are
up in southern Nevada. There
was one, I remember, it was in
the papers at the time, there was
one that come in to Nellis Air
Force Base up there, and they
filled it up with high-octane fuel
before they realized that it had
the wrong markings on it.
And-
KURnLT [laughing): That was
a big mosquito.
GRIFFITH: That was a good-
sized mosquito, yeah. That was
pretty good-sized.
I should mention again I'm
not sure all these stories are true.
Americans do lie sometimes.
There was a fellow down home
with such a reputation for lying
that he had to have a neighbor
come in to call his hogs. But if
these aren't true stories, they're
about as true as any other
weather reports you'te likely to
hear. 9
there in Nebraska, Roger
And the guy said, "Well, I

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court on a patch of moving deck space about
the size of a small mobile home.
If you're lucky, the sea will be calm and the
deck won't be pitching up and down in the
waves. There might even be a moon to show
you where you're going. But likely as not,
there'll be a thick cloud cover, and looking
out the window will be as useless as trying to
see the bottom of the mug through the black
coffee you and your fellow pilots guzzle in the
Ready Room between flights. And, just your
luck, the ocean will probably be running
high, bobbing the =ier up and down like a
cork in a bathtub.
Three miles out you should see the red
"drop lights" on the rear of the carrier. That
means you're at least lined up correctly with
the ship's 700 precious feet of runway space.
Being in the right place at the right time is
not unimportant to you. The cost of landing
too low is high: you fly your jet smack into the
reinforced steel plates of the back of the carrier
and they'll send people out to scrape you off
in the moming. The cost of landing too high
is missing the restraining cables that stop the
plane, and having to "bolter"-to point your
nose upward, swoop back around the carrier,
and try the whole thing again. Some new
pilots require a dozen attempts before they
get it right.
As if having to do it at all ~veren't bad
enough, each landing is being watched, ana-
lyzed and criticized by your peers, whose
opinions you value, and by your superiors,
whose opinions can affect your career. There
are TV cameras bolted to the deck, and in the
rec rooms below people stand around watch-
ing your landings like segments of lt'tde
IE"brld of Sportr, commenting on style and
technique. Numerical scores are immediately
posted for each pilot, so everyone knows
where you stand even before you get to sit
down, light up a cigarette and give the adren-
aline some time to recede.
Eaperts who measure such things-the
doctors and psychologists who tape electrodes
all over people to find out how frightened
they are by different situations-agree that
making a night landing on an aircraft carrier
is the scariest thing a human being can do.
And Lt. Cary "Dollar" Silvers, a 31-year-old,
baby-faced Navy fighter pilot from Atlanta,
agrees.
"Making night landings is what I get paid
to do," he says. "All the rest is fun."
Right: Dollar
Far right: Fligbt gear
14 PHILIP bfORRIS MAGAZINE/SUMMER 19RCi

he men and women who take
this scary and risky business in
stride are the elite members of
T
the Navy's fighting fraternity:
the fighter pilots. It takes about
three vears and costs S 1 million to train each
of them to fly the F-14 Tomcat-the most
expensive and sophisticated piece of machin-
ery in any nation's military arsenal. "God's
own sportscar," as one of them affection-
ately-and respectfully-refers to the plane;
"a Federally subsidized motorcycle," quips
another.
Commander Skip "Torch" Nelson sits in
the VF-43 Squadron's Ready Room at the
Oceana Naval Air Station in Virginia Beach,
Virginia. (All pilots acquire nicknames dur-
ing Aight training ehat replace their given
names in conversation and become their radio
call signals. At Oceana, VF-43 indudes Stork,
Ribit, Flaps, Rex, Harpo, Boomer, Monkey,
Wolf, Mad Dog, Bad Bob, just plain Bad, PJ
and Peaches. Some of the names are fairly
easy to figure out. The derivation of others is
less clear and probably best left unexamined.)
Torch, a handsome, muscular man of 41
who grew up in southern Florida, draws re-
flectively on his cigarette and talks about the
kind of people who become Navy pilots.
"They're the last of the cowboys," he says.
"Back in 1836, they would have been gun-
fighters, squaring offagainst the bad guys. A
century earlier, they would have been pirates.
Even earlier, they would have been gladiators
fighting in the arena amidst the sawdust,
playing for the big chips, with no way to walk
out unless you win."
Torch is typical of the current generation of
fighter pilots: self-possessed, smart and sur-
prisingly articulate about themselves and their
chosen career.
The post-%F%orld War II generation of
fighter and test pilot legends-men like
Chuck Yeager-would rather have made
night carrier landings blindfolded than talk
about their work, much less about them-
selves. They personified those qualities of
courage and daring that author Tom Wolfe
memorably described as The Right Stuff.
They not only had it-they uerr it. And it
would have been terminally uncooi for any of
them to try to put it into words.
But their successors today are the products
of different situations and different times.
They're all college-trained officers who share
the same need to fly as those early pioneers,
but who reflect the changes that have taken
place in America.
Commander Herbert "Snake" Burton, 41,
studied veterinary medicine at Georgia
Southern College. When he graduated in
1966 the Vietnam war was building up.
"I wanted to do something to serve my
country," he says, "so I went to OCS and got
First, and foremost, they all love to fly. They love "flying the
machine." They need to fly. They have to do it.
Slim, pretty 30-year-old Lt. Linda "Peaches" Shaffer, one
of the few female Navy pilots, wanted to fly as far back as she
can remember. She grew up in Valley Forge, Pennsylvania,
and received a degree in Systems Science and Engineering
from the University of Pennsylvania. After working as an en-
gineer for Hughes Aircraft and taking private flying lessons,
she realized that the military was the only way to achieve her
ambition of flying the big planes and eventually being consid-
ered for NASA's astronaut program.
Commander Peter "Stork"Burggren
As Peaches frankly expresses it, "Flying is the only thing
I've ever felt driven to do."
Lt. Marty "Flaps" Hile, 29, dreamed of flying while he
grew up in the small town of Taylorville, Illinois. He got a
private pilot's license when he was a teenager but small
planes just whetted his appetite. He majored in mechanical
engineering at Purdue, but, as he says, "I just became bored
with everything else. I knew that the only thing I wanted to
do was fly jets."
Commander Peter "Stork" Burggren, the 42-year-old, tall,
gray-haired Skipper of the UF-43 Squadron, combines rugged
male-model looks with an easy sense of the authority of com-
mand. "I was always turned on by the thought of flight," he
says of his boyhood in Minnesota. "And since I started flying
there's never been a day when I didn't wake up thinking,
'This is great!. "
Lt. Bob "Bad Bob" Brauer, a 29-year-old Annapolis grad-
uate who grew up in Kansas City, sounds almost poetic when
he talks about the experience of flying.
"The planes are pretty and fast," he says. "It's a real sen-
sual thing: you're up there on a beautiful blue day, looking
down through the douds at the whitecaps on the surface of
the water, watching the dolphins jumping. You're on your
own, away from all the roads and rules and structures. It's just
you and this beautiful world and this phenomenal machine.
And then you fire the afterburners and they catapult you up
30,000 feet in a minute with a big kick in the pants. It's an
incredible physical rush. And it makes up for all the lousy
rainy nights with lightning cracking the sky open while you're
trying to find that one spot of light on the carrier somewhere
down there before you run out of fuel,"
One junior officer waiting for an assignment to flight school
describes his motivation simply and dearly. "I llke to go fast,"
he says. "I mean, really fast."
PHIllP MORRIS MAGAZ17dE/SUMMER 1986 15

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my wings. In those days we were pretty cocky.
Our attitude was, 'Show me where the war is,
I want to kick ass and take names'."
Within a few years, however, many young
men in college were protesting against the war
and trying to figure out how they could avoid
serving their country. "It was pretty bad in
the late '60s and early '70s," Torch recalls,
"You almost looked for signs saying 'Sailors
and dogs keep off the grass.' But that's almost
completely changed in the last few years."
Of the 29-person VF-43 Squadron at Oce-
ana today, only Snake and Lt. Commander
Jerry "Ribit" Merritt have actually flown in
combat.
"The new people are different, there's no
doubt," Snake says. "Today they come in for
better reasons. They're more dedicated to aca-
demics and to having careers. They're re-
quired to do more to get through training
because the machines themselves are more
demanding and more sophisticated,"
The pilots still do everything within their
power to maintain their long-standing and
thoroughly justified reputation for wild Gving
and boisterous conduct. The faint-heaned are
well-advised to avoid the mid-week pilot par-
ties at the Miramar Naval Air Station near
San Diego. At their very best, they combine
the more extravagantly anti-social elements of
Animal House and Friday the 13th.
But even Dollar has felt the winds of
change at his back.
"For the first few years, everybody's a
rowdy hot dog. But people tend to mature.
They get married and have kids. They think
about what they do. The intensity and pres-
sure still generate a lot of steam and that has
to be blown off, but basically you've got some
serious people doing a serious job."
Even the nature of the intense competition
that underlies the camaraderie has changed. It
used to be that the best flier was the best man.
Today, the pilots compete to score the highest
on evaluation sheets that cover everything
from management skills and leadership, to
speaking and writing ability. Some pursue
graduate degrees in their spare time,
T wo overhead screens dominate
the small, highly air-condi-
tioned room with an eerie,
flickering green light. Loud-
speakers squawk scraps of pi-
lot-controller dialogue. The right-hand screen
is filled with columns of numbers that change
dizzily every second: speeds, angles, altitude,
G-forces, rates of climb and descent. The
other screen shows, with pencil-line computer
graphics, the view from inside the cockpit of
an F-14 Tomcat.
"You've got a bogey {MIG] at your high 6
o'clock," a voice crackles.
The man at the keyboard terminal types in
16 PHILIP MORRIS MAGAZINE/SUMMER 1986
The Tactical Air Crew Training Simulator (TACTS) can visualize actual mock dogfights
Lt. Commander Chuck "Turps" Turpin conducts one of the morning briefings in VF-43's
Fma

some instructions and the screen flashes an-
other set of images. Now two planes are
dearly visible: the big F-14 below and a
smaller enemy MIG above and just slightly
behind. Within seconds the F-14 has fired its
afterburners and jumped to the top of the
screen. Executing an enormous arc, it comes
down behind the MIG. Little dash-like lines
spew from its nose, headed for the MIG's tail.
The MIG falls toward the bottom of the
screen. The figures on the right immediately
include a new tabulation: a probable kill per-
centage. It was 87 percent unlikely that in this
situation, the enemy could have avoided be-
ing blown to smithereens.
This particular dogfight to the death be-
tween a Navy F-14 and one of the smaller,
more MIG-like foreign planes the Navy leases
for training purposes, actually took place sev-
eral months ago in the peaceful skies off the
coast of North Carolina. Because it included
some interesting battle situations, the com-
puter tapes of this flight have been kept and
shown over and over to the VF-43 pilots.
The Tactical Air Crew Training simulator
at Oceana is the state of this particular art.
Each of the VF-43 Squadron's hops is re-
corded by computers which can translate the
information into three-dimensional visual im-
ages. VF-43 is the Adversary Training
Squadron-the pilots who fly the "MIGs"
and run the enemy's "play book," so to
speak, against Navy fighter pilots from all
across the country.
In addition to what the pilot saw from the
cockpit, the computer can show what the
engagement looked like from above, from
below and from the side. Any moment can be
frozen and dissected, or played back and al-
tered.
Watching the pilots pore intensely over
every second of these tapes, examining them
from every angle, punching in different in-
structions to see how infinitesimal variations
in speed or direction would have changed the
outcome, you get a sense of the kind of fast
thinking it takes to be a Navy flier.
As Bad Bob puts it, "You cari t stammer
and stutter through the thought process when
you're dosing on an enemy plane at nine
miles a minute. You have to be able to think
several miles ahead of your airplane. You
have to make very quick, correct decisions."
As a result of this kind of mental training,
fighter pilots develop an intense awareness of
their environment. They know where they
are, physically and psychologically, at all
times.
"Some people standing at a bar will reach
out and accidentally knock over a can of
beer," Torch explains. "But if a Navy aviator
does that, no matter how drunk he may be,
he'll stop and figure out how he misjudged
the angle of what he was reaching for, and
OUTOFCONTROJJ
There are technical descriptions for what happens-clinical
terms like "uncommanded motion" and "stalled wing and
yaw." What they mean is that one minute you're flying along
peacefully and the next minute your plane is tumbling crazily
toward the ground at 22,000 feet per minute. You are Out of
Control.
Lt..Ylarty, "Flaps"Hi1e
It will happen to most pilots only a handful of times dur-
ing the course of their careers. But when it does, "It sure gets
your attention," as Lt. Linda "Peaches" Shaffer grimly puts it.
"Usually you can sense problems as they're developing, but
every so often you get hit with an'I'11 go to church every Sun-
day for the next lifetime if I ju.tt get out of this one' kind of cri-
sis. That's where our training comes in."
Lt. Shaffer is one of three instructors at the Out of Control
Spin School at the Oceana Naval Air Station.
Lt. Martin "Flaps" Hile is another instructor. "We try to
teach people to keep ca1m, to neutralize the problem and to
analyze the situation," he explains. "The first thing we tell
them is: 'recage your eyeballr'-in other words, when every-
thing is going crazy around you, slow down and relax and
pick up as much useful information as your instruments will
give you and get your brain thinking again. That isn't easy to
do when one minute you're being pushed back in your seat
by the force of gravity and the next minute you're floating up
against your harness while every second the horizon is going
by in a different direction."
The day-long program is popularly referred to as "A Short
Course in Practical Bleeding."
The head of the Out of Control School is Lt. Commander
Herbert "Snake" Burton, a man who has seen a good number
of spins in his time, including a few during his more than
300 combat missions over Vietnam.
"A good pilot will fly right to the limit of the envelope
without exceeding it," he says. "Fighter pilots always fly right
at the edge, so we rehearse possible situations to help them act
instantly and correctly. Our success is in the numbers: since
the Out of Control syllabus was started, the numbers of ina-
dents are down and we haven't lost a pilot or a plane through
an out of control situation. We save money and we save lives.
That's very important and very satisfying."
PHILIP MORRIS MAGAZINE/SUMMER 1980 17
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TOPGII
When American F-4 Phantom jets first started dogfights with
the enemy in the skies over Vietnam, the results were disas-
trous. The big, sophisticated, clumsy American planes were
being creamed by the smaller, simpler, faster Soviet-built
MIGs. For every two enemy aircraft we shot down, we lost
one plane of our own-a deadly 2-to-1 ratio. In Korea, the
ratio had been a more successful 17 to 1, and World War II,
it had been 15 to 1. Something dearly had to be done.
A group of air combat experts got together at the Miramar
Naval Air Station near San Diego, and started to rethink our
entire approach to war in the air. This was the beginning of
the Top Gun School (named for an annual fighter pIlot com-
petition) which is now probably the toughest and most presti-
gious military outfit in America.
When the air war was resumed in Viemam early in 1972,
it was clear that Top Gun's lessons had been well learned: the
kill ratio dimbed to 12 to 1. Top Gun graduates claim the
only air kills since the Viemam war: in 1981 two F-14s from
the carrier USS Nimitz shot down two Libyan SU-22 jets over
the Gulf of Sidra. Top Gunners also led the April 1986
bombing raid on the Libyan capital of Tripoli.
One of the hottest movies of this summer is Top Gun,
made with the cooperation of the Navy Department, and
based on the training at the Miramar school. Tom Cruise stars
how he knocked over that can of beer."
The best pilots also share the urge, the
desire, the need to push their experience right
to the limit. Each aircraft has its own particu-
lar "envelope": the Gmits within which it can
operate. Most people are content to live their
lives within the envelopes of their own experi-
ences. But fighter pilots have to go further,
higher, faster: they have to push the edge of the
envelope.
"It's actually an addiction," one of them
says. "You have to do it, you have to have it.
When you do, you're euphoric. When you
don't, you suffer withdrawal."
The problem, of course, is that if you push
the edge of the envelope too far, you may not
be able to get back inside in time. Outside the
envelope, the plane flies you instead of the
other way around. So it's flying that fine line
between experience and excess that provides
the deadly underpinning of excitement that
motivates and inspires the great pilots.
T n the Ready Room at VF-43 NAS
Oceana, there's a phone booth with a
working pay phone inside it. The
booth was a_gift from a fleet fighter
Two liquids Navy
coffee and jet fuel.
A Top Gun pilot told actor Tom Cruise that there were only four
things worth being in life: an actor, a rock star, President of the
United States and a jet fighter pilot.
with Kelly McGillis. The film's producers are the dynamic
Hollywood duo of Don Bruckheimer and Jeny Simpson,
whose earlier hits indude Flashdance and Beverly Hills Cop.
A survey of fighter pilots at Oceana who have seen the film
produces high marks. The spectacular flying scenes are rated
as accurate and true to life. The romance is rated as mushy.
Tom Cruise is rated as excellent. Kelly McGillis is rated as
Out of Control. 9
ilots depend on:
squadron that got suckered by VF-43 A slow speed flight is like a knife fight in a
pilots into a classic maneuver called a Phone phone booth
Booth. So they presented an actual phone
booth as a classy tribute. The walls of the MIGr, sex, and rock 'n' roll
booth have been inscribed with graffiti by
various hands:
It's better to have turned and died than never
to have turned at all
A MIG at your 6:00 is better than no MIG
at all Speed is life
18 PHILIP MORRIS MAGAZINE/SUMMER 1986
The Ready Room has the look of being
used by people who are busy doing other
things: the wom linoleum floor; the big um
always filled with fresh hot coffee; the mug
rack with each pilot's nickname printed
above the pegs, next to the stacks of styro-
foam cups that everybody actually uses; the
chalky blackboard for the briefings before and
debriefings after each "hop"; the magazine
rack with neatly labeled slots for everything
from Aviation Week to Soviet Press Review.
Groups of pilots stand around in their
green flight suits and black boots, talking
quietly and intensely, their arms and hands
creating complicated arcs of flight as they
describe events that have just taken place
miles above this room.
On the last hop one of the men was given a
fright by a plane he didn't notice flying right
beneath him. He's smiling at the ribbing he's
raking-"Tally-ho!" his colleagues say as they
clap him on the shoulder-but it's dear that
he's embarrassed. Observing the scene, a pilot
comments, "That's one of the great things
about this business: it's self-regulating. At the
end of each day you know whether you're the
hero or the goat. There are no gray areas. And
if you screw up today, you can go back up
tomorrow and dean the slate."
A newly-commissioned young officer, ea-
gerly waiting for his orders to report to Navy
flight training at Pensacola, stands looking
around the Ready Room. Not so much in
awe as if simply stating an obvious truth, the
young officer says, "This is where the heroes
of the '80s are, man. Right here."
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OVERTAXED
4
NOTEBOOK
D.C. GROUP BATTLES CORPORATE FREELOADERS
Because any changes to tax laws
are certain to affect American
con.rumerr, we at Philip Morris
Magazine will continue to follow
the issues of taxation and tax re-
form. We recently paid a visit to
the Offices of Citizens for Tax
Jurtice, an organization working
for fair distribution of the federal
tax burden.
By now, everybody knows that
many profitable companies in
America pay little or no income
tax. But few pcople realize that
in order to make up for the
companies that get off scot-free,
others must shoulder the bulk of
the nation's corporate tax bur-
den.
In other words, when it
comes to federal income taxes all
corporations are not created
equal. Although many compa-
nies-induding Philip Morris
U.S.A-pay their fair share of
income taxes and more, some of
the nation's industrial giants
continue to reap the benefits of
tax code loopholes.
"We have a tax system that
seems to reward some compa-
nies and penalize others," says
David Wilhelm, executive direc-
tor of Citizens for Tax Justice
(CTJ), a Washington, D.C. or-
ganization that reports on the
companies that do and don't
pay taxes.
Wilhelm compares, for exam-
ple, the radically different figures
for Philip Morris and Boeing,
the well-known aerospace firm
based in Seattle. Between the
years 1981 and 1984, according
to CTJ figures, Philip Morris
paid nearly S 1.5 billion (nearly
one-third of its net income) in
federal income taxes. During the
same four-year period, CTJ re-
ports, Boeing not only avoided
income taxes entirely on its 52.1
billion in profits-it actually re-
ceived 5285 million in tax re-
Robert Mcln,~yre (left) and David Wilhelm of Citizen.r for Tax Jurtice
funds. So according to CTJ,
while Philip Morris was pouring
money into federal coffers,
Boeing was taking money right
back out.
The news is no better for the
tobacco industry as a whole. In
its 1981-84 study of 275 com-
panies in 25 different industries,
CTJ found that tobacco compa-
nies devoted the highest percent-
age of their profits-36 per-
cent-to federal taxes. Aerospace
companies averaged just 4.4 per-
cent, while the average for all in-
dustries was 15 percent_
Textile companies, by com-
parison, paid an average of 33.5
percent of their profits in tax,
according to CTJ figures, while
food companies paid 21 percent,
electrical companies paid nearly
12 percent, chemical companies
6 percent and telecommunica-
tions companies 2 percent. The
ten financial-service companies
surveyed by CTJ-induding
banks and investment firms-
received tax refunds of S 139
million, reducing their tax rate
to an astounding 2.9 percent!
Wilhelm blames the tobacco
industry's excessive tax burden
on a "crazy quilt" system of tax
loopholes, or "tax incentives," as
they've often known. According
to CTJ, a federal program of
corporate tax breaks was insti-
tuted in 1981, with the idea
that tax relief would stimulate
investment and employment.
There are two problems with the
program, according to CTJ.
First, certain industries (such as
aerospace and telec.ommunica-
tions) have been more able to
take advantage of these breaks
than others (such as the tobacco,
food and textile indusrries).
Worse, the tax breaks have not,
according to CTJ, actually
achieved their intended goals.
' "There's no reason to believe
that companies that pay nothing
are any more efficient than com-
panies that pay a lot," Wilhelm
says. As a matter of fact, he
claims, "we have evidence to the
contrary. "
Wilhelm says many compa-
nies have received huge tax
breaks over the past four years,
yet actually laid off workers and
invested less in their operations.
During the years Boeing re-
ceived tax ref-unds of $285 rnil-
lion, CTJ reports, the company
cut capital spending by 38 per-
cent and reduced its workforce
by 18 percent. The Whirlpool
Corp., on the other hand, paid
over 42 percent of its income in
federal taxes over the same pe-
riod, according to CTJ reports,
yet increased investment by '6
percent and employment by 5
percent.
According to CTJ, the 44
companies that paid no income
taxes at all between 1981 and
1984 actually invested less and
laid off more workers than the
43 companies that paid the
most tax during the same pe-
riod.
Clearly, under current tax law,
the corporate tax burden is not
distributed fairly or effectively.
But what can be done? CTJ is
rallying for a revision of the tax
system that will eliminate the
loopholes, and return the tax
system to one where everybody
pays their fair share of the tax
burden. The organization has
drawn support from a broad
range of groups, including the
AFL-CIO, the League of
Women Voters, the National
Council of Senior Citizens, the
American Federation of Teachers
and Philip Morris U.S.A.
According to Robert Mcln-
tyre, CTJ's director of federal tax
policy, several of the tax reform
proposals currently before Con-
gress would be a step in the
right direction. The reform pro-
posals "would raise substantial
new revenues from corporations
that are not paying their fair
share," McIntyre says.
Ideally, Mclnryre says, this
would mean at least some tax
relief not only for the individ-
uals, but also for the corpora-
tions, that are now bearing too
large a part of the federal rax
burden.
~
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PHILIP MORRIS MAGAZINE/SUMMER 1986 19

IN THE NEWS
WEINBERGER KILLS CIGARETTE BAN IN MILITARY
COMMISSARIES
Defense Secretary Caspar Wein-
berger recently stymied the at-
tempts of pipe-smoking Chief
Pentagon Physician Dr. William
Mayer to prohibit cigarette sales
in commissaries or, failing a to-
tal ban, to raise sharply the
commissary price of cigarettes in
order to discourage the use of
tobacco by military personnel.
Veterans' organizations joined
PM USA and others in the to-
bacco industry in a successful
fight against the proposals.
Eventually, Weinberger con-
cluded that a sales ban "would
constitute the beginning of a
bad precedent" because "other
products which some people
might consider offensive or un-
desirable" might also become
the target of similar bans. Wein-
berger also noted that a ban
would cause members of the
military, retired veterans and
their families to lose "an old, es-
tablished and valued portion of
military compensation."
At the same time, the Secre-
tary of Defense has issued a
comprehensive anti-smoking di-
rective.
Dissemination of information
on smoking is a central element
of Weinberger's plan. He said,
"I have conduded that we
should give the education plan a
reasonable chance to persuade
people of their own free will to
decrease or elimin.ate their own
smoking."
The Defense Secretary's deci-
sion to focus on education was
praised by The Tobacco Insti-
tute. The cigarette manufactur-
ers' trade association has consis-
tently supported education
programs that preserve freedom
of choice and has criticized pro-
posals that call for complete bans,
In ;11ay 1945 a soldier tells the home town folks about his experiences overseas.
In October 1969 a member of the 3rd Brigade of the 9th
Division takes out time for a smoke near Saigon.
20 PHIUP MORRIS MAGAZINE/SUMMER 1986
HEALTH SECRETARY
BACKS FREE CHOICE
Parting ways with the American
Medical Association over bans of
cigarette advertising is Dr. Otis
R. Bowen, Secretary of the U.S.
Department of Health and Hu-
man Services. Bowen says he
cannot support the AMA ad
ban proposal because it has not
been determined that advertis-
ing promotes smoking among
youth.
This spring, Bowen told re-
porters that the role of govem
ment is to provide the public
with medical information about
smoking. He said, however, that
Dr. Otis R. Bowen
he supports the "freedom of in-
dividuals to do what they want
to do."

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PEOPLE
FIREFIGHTER TAKES DISMISSAL OVER SMOKING
TO COURT
OKLAHOMA CITY-As a
boy, Greg Grusendorf rode his
bike to his father's fire station
here, and soon decided firemen
were "Number One." By junior
high, he knew there was noth-
ing else he'd rather do than be
part of that proud department.
Today, the outcome of a suit
in a federal appeals court about
his being a smoker stands be-
tween him and his realization of
that dream.
The story begins shortly after
Greg turned 21, when he
started to prepare for the depart-
ment's physical and written ex-
ams. The first time around,
Greg failed. Undaunted, he be-
gan preparing for the next round
of tests by working out to build
up strength, and studying books
on fire service.
But while Greg planned and
worked for his future, the fire
department began something
new itself. A policy was insti-
tuted in 1984 to require rookie
firefighters to be nonsmokers
both on and off the job during
their first year of employment.
Interestingly, the city also
tried to make the smoking ban
part of the collective bargaining
agreement for all firefighters-
nearly half of whom smoke-
but the union stoutly refused to
budge on the issue.
But because rookies cannot
join the union until their one-
year probationary period is com-
pleted-and technically are not
union members-city fathers
were able to force nonsmoking
restrictions on the new recruits.
Although Greg had enjoyed cig-
arettes for several years, he felt
nothing so minor would stand
in the way of his dream, so he
quit smoking.
Greg sailed through the next
series of written and physical
tests, placing in the top five per-
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Former fireman Glen Brusendorf is suirtg for his rights.
cent of 500 applicants last fall.
On November 30, 1984, he be-
gan classes at the Oklahoma
City fire training center, along
with 25 other rookies.
Just two weeks later, how-
ever, Greg found himself stand-
ing before department officials
stripped of his job without ex-
planation or inquiry, and sum-
marily escorted out the back
door.
His crime? Being observed
smoking a cigarette while off-
duty at a local Dairy Queen and
later admitting his action when
questioned by superiors.
"In the rookie classes, there's
lots of pressure," Greg explains.
"I hadn't done any real book
work since high school. The
smoking ban only applied to
rookies, so you'd see the other
firemen smoking around the
training center. ... Still, when I
was in rookie school, well, I
hadn't been that happy in a
long time," he adds, his soft
Sooner twang catching with
emotion.
On December 14, while rid-
ing to lunch off-duty in a car
with three other trainees, Greg
was offered a cigarette by one of
the other rookies. He lit up,
joining his fellow rookie, then
entered the ice cream store,
extinguishing his smoke.
But he was observed by a
district fire chief, who reported
the incident.
Apparently, the district chief
had not known which rookie
was smoking, so the entire
rookie lunch group was rounded
up and told if the smoker did
not speak up, they would all be
disciplined-whatever that
meant. Greg raised his hand. Si-
lently, he was taken off to head-
quarters, where he received his
dismissal papers on the spot, no
questions asked,
"I knew I'd goofed, but I fig-
ured I could tell my story. I did
expect to be disciplined," Greg
says, more dismayed than bitter.
"I thought it would be Gke
the military .., if you were
caught, they'd probably have
you wash trucks or something.
But they definitely made an ex-
ample of me. I'd seen other city
employees disciplined at my old
job but it was nothing like
this."
The U.S. District Court re-
cently dismissed Greg's case, nil-
ing that Greg had voluntarily
accepted employment with fiill
knowledge that he would be re-
quired not to smoke at any time
during his probationary pe-riod.
But the court did not address
Greg's claim that the agreement
violated his right to privacy and
constituted unwarranted govem
ment intrusion. The case is on
appeal to the Tenth Circuit
Court in Denver, where Greg
may have a better chance to
provide details of the case.
"The real question here is
how far the government can go
in legislating what people do on
their own time," Greg's attor-
ney, Steven 1`r1. Angel points
out. "It's at odds with jurispru-
dence to force a waiver of con-
ducting your lifestyle in a lawful
manner.
"If you're prevented from
smoking, is the next step to reg-
ulate how you conduct your
homelife? They could conceiv-
ably look at drinking, your diet,
even your sex life," Angel says.
While the law suit winds
through the courts, Greg has
tried to put the pieces of his life
back together. Greg now works
as a truck driver and route sales-
man for a beer distributor. The
hours are long and the money is
better than rookie's pay, but
Greg admits it's a job rather
than a career.
The fire department in Nor-
man, a neighboring town, held
tests not long ago, and while
Greg placed eighth out of close
to 300 applicants, during the in-
terview he was singled out as the
rookie fired for smoking.
"This firing will be a black
mark against me anywhere I
go," Greg sighs.
If he wins his case, however,
Greg is prepared to return to the
fire department. "I know it
would be different," he says.
"But I'd still go back."
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PHILIP MORRIS MAGAZINE; SUMMER 1986 21

CllRIOSTT~ES:
THE RIGHT
SNUS
Quickly now, w'hat's a "foom~"
When was the last time you had
some really good "snus"?
If you faltered on any of your
answers, take heart, for you can
now consult the new English
language edition of Ernst Voges'
Tobacco Encyclopedia, recently re-
leased by Tobacco Journal Inter-
national (Mainz, Germany, 467
pages, $50). Inside this hefty,
well-bound volume is the
knowledge that a foom is the
"thick, round mouthpiece of a
Middle-Eastem water pipe,"
that fidibus is a "rolling paper
strip used for lighting pipes in
the Romantic era," and that
snus is a type of "course-
grained, highly moist snuff ' fa-
vored in Scandinavia.
Even a quick glance at the
Tobacco Encyclopedia yields a de-
lightful handful of facts. During
the 16th and 17th centuries, for
example, smokers used a red-hot
glowing coal of juniper to light
their pipes. Alfred Dunhill in-
vented the sandblast pipe.
Ground-up figs are added to
many chewing tobaccos for fla-
vor. The first machine capable
of producing 1,000 cigarettes
per hour was not invented until
1927. And so on.
In addition to the exhaus-
tively cross-referenced 360-page
encyclopedia which makes up
the bulk of the book, over 100
pages of scholarly artides are ap-
pended to shed light on such
topics as the history of tobacco,
~ its cultivation and manufacture
into tobacco products, the chem-
istry istry of the leaf, and its taxation.
~ It's all here in a single book,
from "Aargua" (the center of
~ the Swiss cigar industry), to
zware" (a specific type of dark,
~ fine-cut Dutch tobacco), exhaus-
z tively researched and finely illus-
o trated with some 31 color plates
dotted throughout.
~ -Roderick Graham
Smoking in the White House
was for many years very much a
gentleman's privilege.
From the early 19th century
until the early 1930s, every state
dinner concluded with the Presi-
dent leading other male guests
into the "smoking room"-usu-
Franklin D. Roosevelt
ally the Green Room, the mas-
culine equivalent of the ladies'
Red Room-for political con-
versation, liqueurs and a good
stogie.
The history of the President
and tobacco, in fact, is a long
and colorful one, dating back to
the first Administration. At his
Mount Vernon home and plan-
tation, after all, George Wash-
ington rasied tobacco as the
main cash crop, not unlike thou-
sands of small farm families to-
day. James Madison was evi-
dently the first President to
Gerald R. Ford
AN EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE
regularly smoke the "see-gar," as
cigars were known back then,
and continued to do so until his
death in 1836 at age 85.
General Andrew Jackson,
elected President in 1826,
smoked cigars and pipes and
chewed tobacco. Jackson pre-
ferred smoking from long-
stemmed white day pipes while
relaxing with his family in front
of a fire, reading out loud or
discussing the day's events.
Jackson loved to chew tobacco
so much that his Tennessee es-
tate, the Hermitage, was deco-
rated with brass spittoons.
Evidently, Jackson's example
of chewing tobacco caught on
with the wild westemers who
invaded the White House dur-
ing his first Inauguration. Dur-
ing a brawl that erupted among
the backwoodsmen supporters of
"Old Hickory" at the inaugural
festivities, china was smashed,
ladies fainted and the White
House sofas and rugs became
stained with tobacco.
Another U.S. General who
became President, Zachary Tay-
lor, was a regular smoker. "Old
Rough and Ready" Taylor re-
laxed with his cigars in the pres-
ence of male companions such as
his son-in-law, Jefferson Davis,
John F. Kenned},
who later became the President
of the Confederacy. Taylor's ci-
gars were said to bother his wife
Margaret, however, and the
President respected her by
putting them out whenever she
entered the room.
No other President was more
closely associated with cigars
than Ulysses S. Grant. In fact,
when he ran for President in
1868, his relish for tobacco was
immortalized by the song "A'
Smoking His Cigar." Even dur-
ing the final moments of the
Civil War, as Grant approached
the courthouse at Appomattox
to accept Lee's surrender, the
scruffy little General was seen
clenching his cigar. Nearly every
political cartoon from his public
life portrayed him with the ever-
present stogie.
Warren G. Harding, Presi-
dent during the early 1920s,
was like Andrew Jackson in his
use of tobacco in several ways.
He was the first President to
smoke cigarettes and evidently
the last to chew tobacco, but
with both he was put to task by
his imperious wife Florence,
whom he nicknamed-not too
kindly-"The Duchess."
When Harding got to the
White House, she forbade the
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President to chew tobacco. "The
Duchess says it isn't dignified to
chew," moaned Harding to his
poker-playing cronies, who were
known as "The Ohio Gang."
But Harding finally found a way
around the Duchess' admonish-
ings: he carried a cigarette in his
jacket, crumbled it and chewed
quickly whenever the Duchess
left the room. He also smoked
pipes and cigars when she went
g shopping.
l
Ca
vin Coolidge occasionally
smoked a pipe, but also enjoyed
the high-qualiry Havana cigars
~ that friends often gave him. "Si-
lent lent Cal" used one-cent
cigarholders for his seventy-five-
cent cigars. On the other hand,
Herbert Hoover puffed only on
the biggest, strongest, finest and
most expensive cigars, often
while his wife served out-of-sea-
son, rare tropical fruit at dinner.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt's
cigarette and elegant cigarette-
holder became as closely associ-
ated with him as the cigar was
with Grant. Political cartoonists
often featured FDR's cigarette-
holder, clenched between his
teeth, chin set. FDR's cigarette
was part of a profile that be-
came a symbol of his age.
More recently, Presidents have
used a variety of tobacco prod-
ucts. John F. Kennedy loved
smoking cigars with his father
and associates, and Lyndon B.
Johnson occasionally smoked
cigarettes. Gerald R. Ford's
fondness for the pipe became so
well-known that early in his Ad-
ministration a flood of pipes
streamed into the White House
as gifts.
Today, while President Rea-
gan himself does not smoke, the
civilized pastime of smoking
survives at the White House.
Cigarettes are provided to guests
at state dinners, and to foreign
dignitaries fond of American to-
bacco.
-Carl Sferrazza
OUT OF
PLACE
When a group of English anti-
smoking activists got together
for a strategy session this winter,
they unwittingly paid tribute to
one of history's greatest-and
most resolute-smokers. The
group met at Churchill College
in Cambridge, England, an in-
stitution named after former
English Prime Minister Winston
Churchill, Churchill, who lived
to the ripe old age of 92, was
rarely seen without a cigar in his
mouth. The man was so closely
associated with his cigar, in fact,
that today many cigar manufac-
turers produce a style
known as a "Churchill"- ; ~
Churchill
with a
"Cburchill'
usually around seven
inches long, similar to
those favored by 1 `
Sir Winston himself.
OVERSEAS
BRITISH SMOKERS BREAK FREE
Readers who have been follow-
ing the tremendous growth of
PUFFS, the Georgia-based
smokers' rights group, will be
glad to learn that similar efforts
are underway overseas. FOREST
(Freedom Organisation for the
Right to Enjoy Smoking To-
bacco), a London-based mem-
bership group, has been ausad-
ing for the rights of Great
Britain's 17 million smokers
since 1981.
"We wouldn't mind if no
one smoked, or if 90 percent of
the adult population smoked,"
says FOREST's director, Stephen
Eyres. "What we mind about is
the personal freedom of mature
people."
Eyres, a 38-year-old econo-
mist and former political candi-
dare, sees the fight for smokers'
rights as the struggle for funda-
mental individual liberties. The
organization has been active in
fighting total bans of smoking
smoking day, FOREST coun-
tered with a "national
busy-bodies week."
While FOREST always rec-
ommends good manners on the
part of both smokers and non-
smokers, the organization's
monthly membership publica-
tion has recently adopted a
slightly more aggressive stance.
This spring, the publication's
name was changed from Stay
Free to Break Free, and it now
features the sort of spunky news
reporting, spirited editorials and
attention-grabbing headlines
that one often finds in English
tabloids.
"We have started to build up
an alternative voice for personal
choice and liberty," says Eyres,
who himself enjoys cigarettes
only on occasion. "We are fight-
ing the nanny-state view of soci-
ery-that the State has the right
to Limit the individual's freedom
to lead his own life."
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YES, IT'S A &-~=u
CHALLENGE
-TO SMOKERS'= -_
RIGHTS
The front page of a recent
issue of FOREST's colorful
newspaper Break Free,
in public places, as well as in-
creased taxation of tobacco prod-
ucts. When proposals surfaced
to ban smoking on buses and
subways a few years back, FOR-
EST polled the public and
found overwhelming support for
the status quo. When the anti-
smoking lobby organized a non-
PHILIP MORRIS MAGAZINE/SUMMER 1986 23

P M NOTEBOOK
KEEP N TOUCH
LETTERS TO PM MAGAZINE
i~ In our Spring issue, Larry King wrote about chili-The Best Little ing about the same "guindilla."
So chili, under a different name,
; Hot Stuff in Texas." He revealed his own recipe for "Better 'n Sex" may indeed have started in
Spain. More specifically it may have
chili, and closed his article in anticipation of the many offers of originated in Vasconia, where
one of my ancestors, Juan Sebas-
~ marriage sure to follouc We can include only a few of the many let- tian Elcano, was first to
circumnavigate the globe-mostly thanks
t` ters Mr. King's modest words inspired, to the invigorating effect obtained from consuming chili
onboard.
Ij Lui.r M. Iniguez, Rochester, MN
I would definitely send you a proposal of marriage, except for the
slight technical difficulty of being married for forty years to an-
other man, and he likes my cooking.
How did I miss a gem like you all my life? Though I'm basi-
cally anti-chili-which leaves me out for what you cook-you
have me now tumed into an ardent fan because of the way you
write recipes.
I myself am a descendant of three generations of famous cooks
also jealous of their art. I never reveal my culinary secrets except
to a person living in Australia and entertaining where I can't
shine. But you, Mr. King, with your jalapeno wit, are a Pied
Piper who could lead me into breaking this rule and sending you
one of my own recipes. Perish the thought....
Nina A Haas, Houston. TX
Loyal a fan as I am of Larry King's writing, I must take excep-
tion to his "chili" story (funny though it was) in your magazine.
Larry may know a lot about a lot of things, but he's lilce most
Texans when it comes to chili-nccy don't know their chile pep-
pers from a pot of beans! "Chile" refers to chile pepper or chile
powder, while "chili" refers to the dish made from meat and
chiles. Chili is a great dish, but I've found that almost every arri-
de written about it is pure B.S., and a good deal of that writing
has been from Texans.
Doug Fulton, Tucson, AZ
(Editors' note: King the Texan had his chilis and his chiles straight.
It was we, his gringo editors, who fouled it up.)
Is Mr. Larry King really a connoisseur of chili or isn't he? I pur-
posely left his article for reading last, and I proved myself right.
However, in honor to the truth, I would like to insist upon and
point out to you that (1) you learn Spanish, (2) if not, hire a
Spanish-speaking editor, or (3) entirely eliminate any quotes or
uses of Cervantes' language.
In the article Mr. King wrote, we see that "chili con came" is
taken for "chili with beans," when in fact "cxme" is meat-not
a minor mistake indeed. Also, toward the end, a mention is
made of "chile con caso," which means "chili with a case" in-
stead of "with cheese," as intended. Correctly put, that would
appear as "chile con queso."
I am a Spaniard-more precisely from the Basque Country-
where for centuries a similar type of pepper has been eaten either
straight, after having been placed in vinegar bottles for a while,
or else it is mixed, uncut, into hot dishes such as lentil soup. I
have no doubt that considering the natural differences in soil con-
ditions under which it is cultivated today, we are essentially talk-
We are delighted to be on your mailing list, having received the
Winter and Spring 1986 issues of Philip Momis. We rate a mag-
azine by its "clippability": How much of it we want to save and
re-read. You rank in the top five! The recent artide and photo-
graphs on Monticello were very good, but the story on Poplar
Forest was delightfully surprising.
The quality and layout are superb-we hope you keep it com-
ing.
Carolyn C Bennett, San Diego, CA
I really enjoyed your magazine and appreciated the opportunity to
read it. I would like to continue to receive it and keep up on the
tobacco industry-especially coming from a tobacco state such as
Kentucky. I really enjoyed the article on PUFFS and will also be
writing to them.
Harry Palmer, Louisville, KY
I received your Spring magazine and enjoyed reading it. I
thought maybe you would like to see this statement that was
published in the Des Moines Sunday Register on the opinion page
on May 11, 1986. ["A study found that fat, lazy smokers are less
likely to buckle their seat belts than other people. Iowa cops now
know whom to watch for on July 1."}
This is the kind of harrassment that we smokers are getting in
Iowa. We are good enough to pay all the extra taxes they can
think up. They have taken almost all our freedoms and rights
away. I suppose the next thing will be the firing squad.
Mrs. D. Rinehart, Fontanelle, IA
Being a smoker myself, I have become somewhat incensed with
the recent rash of politicians who climb on the bandwagon to
claim that many of our government's financial woes may be re-
lieved by socking another tax on gasoline, alcoholic beverages and
tobacco products. They seem to feel that this approach is an easy
alternative to having to live up to the responsibility of the huge
amount of money already available.
I hope that the following work of light verse will be enjoyed
by readers of your publication.
Tax Lax
Heavy drinkers are now frowned upon,
and smokers are taboo,
So, the trend is now to tax these folks
until they're turning blue.
But, if the smokers all quit smoking
and the drinkers slow down too,
who will take up all the slack
in that lost Tax Revenue?
Bob Shinn, St. Helera, OR
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was always a kind of double-
barreled celebration. The day-
light hours were spent with
one's own fireworks, carefully
ordered from a catalogue. Twilight was
awaited eagerly, since one's "best" fireworks
-the fountains, the Roman candles, the
rockets, the mines and so forth-were for use
in the darkness. In the neighborhood, the
colored stars rose from the lawns above the
trees.
And then, of course, there was the profes-
sional show. Not only did those soft summer
evenings always seem to have perfect weather,
but perhaps they were the first community
gatherings one experienced in childhood-
the first instance of communal activity. The
crowd had gathered for a common purpose,
There was the occasional pop of a fire-
cracker at its perimeter, or perhaps a sparkler
or two fizzing and spitting a shower of sparks
amid the scampering of children; then at the
end of the dock or across the baseball dia-
mond where the scaffolding with the lances
outlining the American flag was discernible in
the gathering darkness, a red flare suddenly
glowed. Expectant murmurs sifted through
the crowd, the Hare dipped, and then there
was the thump of the first canister of the
evening going up, the faint flutter of its pas-
sage, and the faces tumed to the sky in expec-
cation of what was going to happen up there.
The professional show is, of course, still
with us. Because of new techniques (electrical
firing rather than with lighted flares), new
interest in choreography (inspired largely by
the Japanese after the war), and the enormous
variety of imported shells (over 70 percent of
the shells seen in a professional display are
purchased in foreign countries, particularly
Japan and China), the professional shows
truly exemplify the concept that fireworks are
the eighth of the Seven Lively Arts.
Critic Gilbert Seldes would surely have
added fireworks to his list of seven had the
logic of it crossed his mind: Not only do
fireworks combine noise and color in a mam-
moth spectade, but certainly fireworks is the
easiest of the arts to appreciate. After all, a
considerable amount of intellectual savvy is
required for the others-especially those arts
in their more advanced stages. Who has not
been utterly bewildered by what is going on
in contemporary music, ballet or the theater?
Not so with fireworks. There is only the won-
der of an inert object being turned abruptly
into an active one-into something that star-
des with concussion or awes with beauty, or
indeed combines the both for effect.
That is not to say that fireworks lack emo-
tional dimensions. In a remarkable treatise
entitled Fireuvrks: The Art, Science, and Tech-
nique, a Japanese fireworks specialist named
Dr, Takoo Shimizu writes about the "feel-
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ings" evinced by the different shells and color
combinations that occur in the night sky dur-
ing a show. For example, the willow shells
with "rounded shoulders" that send out long
tendrils of amber or silver toward the earth
rend to promote relaxation. The quick thistle-
like chrysanthemum bursts, especially with
flashes at the end of the petals, provoke ten-
sion. A shell called akisakura (or autumn
cherry blossoms) suggests elegance. As far as
the purists are concerned, each of the shells
carrying these effects must perform perfectly.
The Japanese fireworks theorist and choreog-
rapher Thoshio Ogatsu writes with horror in
his volume on pyrotechniques about a
chrysantheum whose circular configuration is
not exactly achieved: "It is as if a petal of a
flower is missing or has been eaten by a cater-
pLilar!
But if, in recent years, the professional
spectacular has flourished in technical bril-
liance and scope (for example, the recent Lib-
erry Weekend Fireworks in New York, The
Brooklyn Bridge Centennial, the Bi-Centen-
nial Celebration in 1976, the Venetian
Nights in Chicago, the Million Dollar Perfect
Liberty Annual Show in Tendabayashi, Ja-
pan, the Feast of St. Joseph in Valencia dur-
ing Spain's Easter Week), the small backyard
celebration that was once such a part of the
Fourth is slowly emerging from a state of
near-extinction.
For years, domestic fireworks-the back-
yard variety, what the industry refers to as
"toy" fireworks-have had a bad name. The
statistics of the past are hard to believe. On
July 4th, 1903, when the population of the
United States was half what it is today, fire-
works accidents killed 466 and injured nearly
4,000 people. Almost as many people died
celebrating independence-around 4,000
over the years-as actually died fighting in
the War of Independence itself. The Fourth
became known as "The Bloody Fourth," and,
because of bum infections, "The Carnival of
Lockjaw." Public outrage mounted-led
mostly by magazines and newspapers. The
Chicago Tribune for years published long ca-
sualty lists of the injured and dead. Edward
W. Bok's Ladies Home, journal printed photo
galleries of maimed children. A typical car-
toon of the times (in 1913) showed the skele-
tal figure of Death in a cloak and a tricom hat
standing in a village street utterly decimated
by fireworks (it looks like a suburb of Ver-
dun, the wounded lying here and there) and
he is calling out, "July Fifth-and all's well!"
The National Society of the Prevention of
Blindness was especially vehement: "Wipe
out the entire (fireworks) industry and with it
the barbarous practice of burning children
alive, gouging their eyes out and blowing
their hands off in the crazy notion that this is
patriotism!"
Finally, in 1938 a model law was written
for the states to follow if they wished. Quite
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simply, the law barred the public sale and use
of all fireworks. The only people allowed to
fire displays were professional pyrotechni-
cians. Fourteen states, most of them on the
Eastern seaboard, adopted this policy. To this
day, in Connecticut it is not possible to buy
even a party snapper for a birthday celebra-
tion. Nine other stares allowed sparklers, three
of the bolder ones (Iowa, Oregon and Wis-
consin) permitting not only sparklers but
snakes-those pellets that when ignited ex-
tend alchemically and mysteriously into a foot
or two of tubular ash. It was a sad day for
fireworks enthusiasts. No one cared a joe
about the demise of the deadly noisemakers
which were responsible for the mass of inju-
ries; it was the ban on all fireworks that was
difficult to contemplate. Many in the fire-
works industry remembered what a legendary
personage, Thomas Gabriel "Ray" Hitt (who
developed the flash powder component in
fireworks that gives the aerial salutes such
brilliance) had once plaintively said about
government restrictions: "They've taken the
independence out of Independence Day."
Finally, in 1966, government safety guide-
lines were set. Requirements for fuses were
specified-they were to be coated and three
inches long. Explosive fireworks could not
contain more than 130 milligrams of flash
powder. Ten years later this was cut to 50
milligrams-a veritable pinch of powder that
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amount went off in one's hand it could no
more than sting-a far cry indeed from the
huge firecrackers responsible for the carnage
at the tum of the century, devices which were
not only sloppily made but literally had the
concussive capacity of a dynamite stick.
Unfortunately, the descendants of those
monsters are still around. Noisy enough to
drive the family cat under the bed, these are
the stiff-fused, mostly tubular firecrackers
that go by various names: M-80 (a military
designation-the device is supposed to simu-
late small-arms fire in training exercises), the
cherry bomb, the Silver Salute and so forth.
Carrying twenty times more flash-powder
than is legal, they are responsible for the ma-
jority of the injuries from today's fireworks.
The ones you hear reverberating down the
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pening. pening. Since 1976, eleven states have liberal-
ized ized their own statutes to allow either the
~ "Safe and Sane" category (namely fireworks
o~ which do not leave the ground, induding
cones, fountains and such novelty items as the
~ Egg-Laying Hen) or Class C fireworks which
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m into the air (namely aerial shells and rockets).
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~ This slow progress has not caused panic. In
Felix Grucci Jr. sbows his stuff.
a 1981 Consumer Product Safety Commis-
sion report, 138 consumer products were
listed as more dangerous than fireworks-
induding paper currency, grocery carts, beds,
golfing equipment and plumbing fixtures.
Just ahead of fireworks on the list are pruning
devices and high chairs. Drinking glass acci-
dents rank thirteenth of the list. (One
through four in rank, incidentally, are stairs,
bicycles, baseballs and footballs).
Skeptics point out, of course, that fire-
works are used only once a year, if they were
an item of daily usage, injuries due to them
would mount substantially. Quite possibly.
But then again, according to the lists, Christ-
mas tree ornaments, which also come out of
the box once a year, rank higher than fire-
works. And surely, fireworks would rank far
lower if it were not for the infamous and
illegal cherry bombs and M-80s.
The change toward the liberalization of
fireworks laws has not been effected by a
lobby. There is an organization of fireworks
people (the American Pyrotechniques Associ-
ation), but it is small and at its annual con-
ventions the group tends to concentrate
mostly on the various technical aspects and
problems of the industry. It initiates a certain
number of public service announcements, in-
evitably on safety matters.
Thus, the main thrust for the change has
been the public itself and state legislators
prodded by their constituencies. Artisans who
wish to get into the fireworks business have
also pushed. People want their own fireworks
and to enjoy the ritual that goes with them-
the smell of punk, the careful placement of
the device on the lawn, the last-second read-
ing of those awe-inspiring instructions: Lay on
Ground-Light Fuse-Get Away ... and
then the first splutter at the end of the fuse.
Perhaps we are coming to a time which
Ray Hitt, the old fireworks impresario, would
applaud-the putting back of independence
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Some reflections on the changing American Spirit by one
of our most distinguished journalists and observers
-- __- here is nothing special, I sup-
pose, in the happenstance of
growing old as the century
grows old. But it does tend to
coax the mind. Reflection
comes unbidden, and now, in my early old
age I see the future with foreshortened vision,
the present with less certainty than I would
wish, but the past in sharper focus, blurred
now and then, no doubt, by touches of nostal-
gia.
I find myself thinking about the nature of
my country, more than about that of myself,
though already my own lifetime encompasses
more than a third of the story of America as a
nation. There were more buggies, sleighs and
wagons in my town when I was a small boy
than there were automobiles. The village
smithy, whose name was Montenach, did
stand under the spreading oak (not chestnut)
tree, and I was perplexed that a red-hot horse-
shoe could be bent while a cold one could not
be. I am a bit startled to realize that it was still
the Dakota Territory when my mother was
bum at Fargo and amazed that her sister,
Laura, still speaks crisply of those days. She
came on the telephone recently because she
had just turned 98. She has lived one-half of
America's constitutional life.
Yet we are an old and stable republic,
compared to nearly all other nations, however
turbulent we may be as a society and culture.
Measured by the longevity of its existing gov-
eming institutions, only Britain is older. The
past is not a perfect guide to present or future,
but it is one of the few we have, and this past
of essential stability is what persuades me that
it will continue as the underpinning of our
essential freedom.
Freedom is what America is all about, and
what is freedom? I know no better identifica-
tion than the late Eric Hoffer's notion that
BY ERIC SEVAJIEIb
PHILIP MORRIS MAGAZINE/SUMMER 1986 31

freedom is the ability to feel like oneself. All
my life I have felt like Eric Sevareid, no one
else. I have often disapproved of him, but I
knew who he was. I have never suffered that
"identity crisis" which so many of the articu-
late complained about in the narcissistic '60s.
I have felt at home in America and comfort-
able with my generation, and if this sense of
satisfaction makes me a prejudiced witness, so
be it. I don't think that what is good for me is
necessarily good for my country, but I know
that what is good for my country has always
been good for me. I was bom, quite literally,
on Main Street, and I think I have America in
my blood. If it is a failing, then my failing as a
life-long joumalist has been that I have been
unable just to look at America. I have always
looked with it, as well.
. t is greatly revealing about the spirit
of America that our biggest single in-
dustry is education. Consider; the
high school population at the turn of
the century was a bit over ten percent
of the appropriate age group. Today it is
around 94 percent. In 1910 less than three
percent of the 25-year-olds had graduated
from college. Today it is around 18 percent.
None of this guarantees more geniuses in any
field, but it does uplift the great mass of the
people. A democracy cannot avoid this im-
mense effort and must not. And mass media,
mass communications, go naturally with mass
education, however much they may distress
intellectual elitists.
What higher good to give thanks for than
life itself? The infant mortality rate is around a
tenth of what it was at the time of World
War I, and the maternal mortality rate is also
far down. The life expectancy average for
Americans at the rum of the century was a
little over 47 years, both sexes taken together.
The provisional figures for 1984 will show
the average to be close to 75 years, a bit over
71 for men and 78 for women. All this in
spite of this troubling, potentially dangerous
age of chemicals that we take in with our
lungs, our skin, our food and drink. Surely,
life expectancy will be even longer when the
century tums again.
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A merica is denounced for its
materialism. We do have the
materials, better distributed
amongst the people than they
~` used to be, in my observation.
It was, after all, a miraculous stroke of pure
luck that the early development of the Indus-
trial Revolution coincided almost precisely
with the early development and settlement of
the richly-endowed United States. It was the
Industrial Revolution, after all, with the com-
ing of capitalism that broke the back of dire
poverty for people generally after centuries of
32 Fl-III.IP MORRIS MAGAZINE/SUMMER 1986
All my life I have feh kke ft
Seuareid, no one else. I have
often disapproued of him, hot I
knew who he was.
Eric Sevareid
broadcasts over
CBS Radto
in 1947.
I don't tlhink ihat what is good
fior me is necessarly good for
my country, hot I koow that
what is good for my couotry
has a(ways been good for me.
subsistence living in nearly all countries. But
materialism is a matter of the spirit. I find that
spirit no more deeply imbedded here than in
most societies and less so in some-France,
for one, or Black Africa and some Arab and
Asian states among others, where the craving
for the materials is like iron in the soul. No-
where that I can think of is charity so omni-
present an activity in daily life as it is here.
We may love to acquire, but we also love to
give away.
So we have the materials; we live with
hustle and rush; we live inside huge corporate
wombs; we do a lot of shoving and pushing
and marching, unseeing, down crowded
streets. Unfortunately, a majority of foreign
visitors get their first impressions from New
York City. Think about Manhattan for a mo-
ment where the people are observed in transit.
On those streets there is no place to sit down,
no place to get a drink of water, no place to go
to the bathroom. They have to get where they
are going, through canyons with a wall at one
elbow, speeding death at the other. Of course
they don't dawdle at the shop windows, ogle
the girls, chat with a friend at an outdoor cafe.
They can't. But observe them in their offices
and their apartments; they are surely as
friendly, human and concerned as civilized
people anywhere.
ow can our own political
system work at all, where
power is divided between
fifty states and one central
regime, and between execu-
tive, legislative and judiciary within the re-
gimes? I think it works because it allows peo-
ple as individuals to go their own way while
maintaining this institutionalized balance.
Balance is the key. Countervailing powers are
built into the system because the Founders
knew something about human nature, They
knew that man is a contradiction, an ambigu-
ity, part good, part evil, part pacific, part
aggressive, part social, part selfish, and that he
must be protected against him.relf.
These shrewd institutional arrangements
must have quite a bit to do with the astonish-
ing fact that a society consisting of so many
races, backgrounds, national cultures and
tongues can hang together and in great mea-
sure become a people. Like others, I was
brought up to believe that the secret of Amer-
ica's national strength was its diversity. I
doubt it. What diversity gives us is diversity,
an enrichment of the cultural landscape. Even
that is limited. We all absorb bits of the food,
dothing, customs, expressions of ethnic
groups other than our own, but only the mind
and spirit of the rare individual can truly enter
into the culture of those distinctly different.
Israel Zangwell's cry of ecstasy was off the
mark-we have not become, completely, a

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were and now to my own distress
(though many friends feel I am
just wrong in this) the Lumps in
the pot seem to be reforming
more than ever. Ethnicity is being
apotheosized more than ever.
More than ever, ethnic groups be-
come not just cultural repositories
and memory banks, but eco-
nomic demand groups. It is a way
to get things from government.
I feel a certain sense of loss in
this because I lvas raised in the
glow of a different vision. I was
taught to believe that out of the
diversity (my parents, though
born here, could speak Norwe-
gian when appropriate) there
would emerge The American. A
new personality and culture, dis-
tinctly, unmistakeably, eternally
American. To a degree this has
indeed happened. Even an Amer-
ican black, observed in a foreign
city, is dearly American, in his
voice, his gait, his open face and
bold expressions.
But will this continue to hap-
pen Could it be that this current
turning back to ethnicity means
that millions have concluded that
it will not continue and that they
must find their personal identity
somewhere else? I pray not be-
cause I see no gain for the nation
in this. I have never thought that
the threat to our civil democracy
would come from a man on a
white horse. Certainly not in the
first instance. Anything like ehat
would be preceded by a frag-
mentation of our collective life so
widespread and deep seated as to
resemble anarchy.
In the first book he ever wrote,
when still in his twenties, Win-
ston Churchill observed that there
are limits to what one nation can
do for other nations at the expense
of its own people, I am sorry that
this is so, but we are going to
have to begin emulating-to a
fair extent-those nations that
know it to be so.
To this day, I am stirred by the
noble words of Emma Lazarus on
the Statue of Liberty. But they
constituted, not just an immortal
expression of human compassion,
but, however unintended, a very
practical argument: America was
half-empty and needed settle-
ment by people of whatever ori-
My aunt Lauca receatly turued 98. She has lived
one-half of America`s coos8tutioual yie.
Eric Seiaretd commented on the 1972
ppresidential nontinating conrentFons
for CBS-TT.'
freedom is the ahif~y to feel me ooeself.
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There were mace huggies, sleighs and wagons in
my town when t was a sgd hoy than there
were autoumhiles.
34 PHILIP MORRIS MAGAZINEfSUMMER 1986
gin. The year the statue was dedi-
cated our total population was less
than 58 million. It is now four
times that much, and the open,
arable, needed land is gone.
Crowding now accounts for
much, if not most, of the abra-
siveness in our daily lives. Most
new immigrants, legal or illegal,
head, not for the fields but the
cities. Immigration accounts for
40 percent or more of our own
population growth.
One way or another we shall
face these realities and grapple
with them; we are not labeled by
the whole world as a pragmatic
people for nothing. Change is al-
most a definition of America.
ne day, in
Washington, I
ran into the
newly retired
ambassador
from a leading European nation. I
asked him why he was staying in
the United States. He replied,
"lx'here else is there?'
Indeed, where else is "the ac-
tion" that counts for the long run,
for the whole world? America re-
mains the great experimental lab-
oratory in human relations; it is
the most dominating influence of
this century; it all but defines this
century.
I believe that in all periods of
history, men require three things
if they are to be whole, to mean
something in this life. These
things are security, identity and
stimulation. Because I have lived
Life as an American, I have rarely
felt lacking in any of the three.
These three plants can thrive
only in the air and the soil of
freedom. Tens of millions of ordi-
nary, uneducated human beings
all over the world seem to know
this, whatever their intellectual
leaders may tell them to the con-
trary. If, by some miracle, all bar-
riers to emigration and immigra-
tion were lifted tomorrow, world
wide, vast migrations would be
set in motion and the biggest car-
avan by far would be heading in
our direction.
Throughout this now waning
twentieth century this has been,
and remains, the first and last and
the unanswerable case for the
hope and humanity of the Ameri-
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poetry, the game will be
available in twenty-six
ballparks on more than two
thousand occasions. Baseball
is always there when we want it-seven
days a week, seven months a year. Ali the
tactile pleasures of the park are ready when
the proper mood strikes us: evening twi-
lights, sundowns, hot summer Sunday after-
noons, the cool of the dark late innings of
night games, quiet drives home as we de-
compress and digest.
Then, just when we think the game is es-
sentially mellow and reflective, we find our-
selves looped in the twists and coils of a
5-4 barn burner between two contenders.
When the centerfielder jumps above the
fence in the bottom of the ninth and comes
down with the ball and the game in his
hand, we realize that two to three hours is
just the proper amount of time to tighten
the main-spring of tension before letting us
explode in one, final cheer.
he ways that baseball insinu-
ates itself into the empty cor-
ners, cheering up the odd
hour, are almost too ingrained
to notice. Tape at eleven, the
scores before bed, the Monday and Saturday
games of the week. Into how many con-
versations does George Steinbrenner's name
creep, so that we may gauge the judgments
of our friends, catch a glimpse of their val-
ues on the sly The amateur statistician and
the armchair strategist in us is roused.
What fan doesn't have a new system for
grading relief pitchers, or a theory on why
the Expos never win?
Sure, opening day is baseball's band-
wagon. Pundits and politicians and every
prose poet on the continent jumps on board
for a few days. But they re gone soon, off in
search of some other windy event worthy of
their attention. Then, once more, all those
long, slow months of baseball are left to us.
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