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There was always home-made butter and fresh watermelon and
fzrepCaces and flatirons and kerosene
lamps and,;fhuffy feather beds-all sorts of things
to charm a boy my abe.
piano, and the first thing you knew the front
room was full of people singing.
They sang old hymns mostly, and once in a
while some old obscure songs that I've never
heard anyplace else.
"Mildred, play 'Powder In The Blood.' "
"Yeah, and then let's do 'Leave Them
Browns A.lone.' "
And so it went with "The Old Rugged
Cross" and "Amazing Grace," "Just A Little
Talk With Jesus" and "When The Roll Is
Called Up Yonder."
And then Mrs. Mollie Singletary would sit
down to the piano and play my favorite. It
was called "And The Whale Did," and Mrs.
Mollie would be sitting there banging away
on that old upright piano for all she was
worth with a room full of people singing:
"And the whale did
And the whale did
Yes the whale did
Swallow Jonah down."
Oh, I just loved it. I do believe that was the
only song Mrs. Mollie Singletary knew how to
play, but it was enough.
And finally somebody would say, "Gladys,
I reckon we better go." And then would be-
gin a Southern ritual that was repeated every
time good people would get together.
"Oh, y'all don't need to go. Stay around
and have something to eat with us."
"Well, we appreciate it, but we better run
on. Y'all come see us. Marvin, I'll be on over
here early in the morning."
And early it was, for it was a sunup till
sundown proposition when you raised bright
leaf tobacco for a living.
You had to plant the seeds in a bed and
cover them with netting, in hopes that the
frost didn't kill the young plants. Then you
pulled the healthiest plants in the spring and
transplanted them in the field, hoping that
I guess you could say
that raising tobacco
was ninety-nine
percent hard work and
ninety-nine percent
hope, and i that adds
up to 198 percent, so
be it.
they would take hold and grow. Then you
fertilized it, ploughed it, suckered it, hoed it,
sprayed it for worms and hoped that you'd
make a crop.
About twelve weeks later you harvested it
by picking one leaf at a time, strung it on
sticks, hung the sticks in the bam, cured it,
took the sticks out of the bam, took the
tobacco off the sticks, graded it, tied it and
hauled it to market, hoping that you made
enough money to pay off the debts you'd
incurred during the year being a tobacco
farmer.
In other words, I guess you could say that
raising tobacco was ninety-nine percent hard
work and ninety-nine percent hope, and if
that adds up to 198 percent, so be it. That's
how it was.
Everybody used to go to town on Saturday,
so the streets of Elizabethtown would be
crawling with people. There'd be little knots
of people standing on the street talking-men
in bib overalls and khaki pants and ladies in
dean print dresses.
There'd also be barefooted little boys, hur-
rying off down the street to the Bladen The-
ater to sit through three cartoons, two cowboy
movies and a chapter of whatever black-and-
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I
a
l~iod~~ appreciates Saturday like a country bo3~. It was a
magical day, filled with popcorn and
chocolate ice cream sodas and Roy Rogers and
Gene Autry and Bob Steele.
white serial that happened to be running.
Nobody appreciates Saturday like a country
boy. It was a magical day, filled with popcorn
and chocolate ice cream sodas and Roy Rogers
and Gene Autry and Bob Steele. It was the
most successful social happening I've ever at-
tended.
Then when Saturday afternoon turned to
Saturday night, it was off for home to a stan-
dard supper of hotdogs and Pepsi-Colas and
the Grand Ole Opry.
I can't begin to tell you what an impact the
Grand Ole Opry had on the rural southeast.
650-WSM came booming down our way
all the way from Nashville, Tennessee, sound-
ing for all the world like a local station, and
everybody listened to the Grand Ole Opry.
Roy Acuff owned Saturday night. He was the
King as I know of no other man being in my
lifetime. He still is in my book.
My grandmother was Mattie Lee Suggs,
before she married Granddaddy, and if God
ever made a sweeter woman, I've never met
her. She was the gentlest person I've ever
known, and one of her biggest pleasures in life
was cooking huge Southem-style meals and
watching people enjoy eating them.
Needless to say, I always gave a good ac-
count of myself when I put my feet under my
grandmother's table. We'd have a big platter
of fried chicken, rice and gravy, speckled but-
ter beans and cream-style Silver Queen com,
collard greens, big old biscuits and iced tea
that'd already been sweetened. Now, you
can't sit down to a spread like that and ask
somebody to pass the cottage cheese.
I was at my grandparents' house that cold,
gray Sunday in December when the bombs
fell on Pearl Harbor. I was only five at the
time, but I remember it was a grim day.
Shortly after the war started, Daddy went
to work for the Atlantic Coastline Railroad,
and they shipped us off to Valdosta, Georgia.
Housing was hard to come by during :he war,
so we lived in the Daniel Ashley Hotel for
several weeks. I'd never been verc far away
from Wilmington, and the most :rmesome
sight I've ever seen was looking our :he win-
dows of that hotel down onto the u:.familiar
streets of Valdosta.
It was a traumatic experience for 3>ix-year-
old country boy who was used to =tuming
barefoot through the Bermuda grass 1f coastal
North Carolina to be suddenly cooptd up on
the fifth floor of a hotel.
In the meantime, I started sc-ecil and
made some new friends. I think I wrAuld have
liked Valdosta, but I just wasn't aru=nd long
enough to find out. Between the nrae I frn-
lYfy daddy told me
early on not to start a
fight, but he said,
"Charles, ifyou've got
tofight, don't pay no
attention to how much
he's hurting you. Just
keep on hurtinb him."
ished the first grade and started the -_iird, we
chased the creosote industry back m Wil-
mington, then to Elizabethtown. .o Wil-
mington again and finally to Baxlev, Georgia.
Baxley was one of those sleepy :ir<1e south
Georgia towns with a dock towe: on che
courthouse and one movie theater. : had my
first real job in Baxley one summer. I was a
water boy in a tobacco warehouse, ar~d if my
memory serves me correctly, it twelve
and a half dollars a week.
By the time I started fifth graJe. we had
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moved to Goldston, North Carolina. The
school was called Goldston High School, but
it could have been called Goldston Elemen-
tary, Junior High and High School, because
it was all of that. All together, there were three
hundred and some students in rw elve grades.
We lived about ten miles out of Goldsron
in Chatham County in a big old farmhouse
that came complete with a milk cow and a
collie dog. There was a creek at the foot of the
property where I'd catch little perch, and
Mama would fry them up for me. On Satur-
day night, my friends Charles and Horton
Seagroves and Clarence Johnson would come
over to our house and we'd roast weenies out
in the yard.
I got my first shotgun for Christmas that
year-an Iver Johnson twenty-gauge single
barrel. That qualified me as a real hunter, and
all the men in my family liked to hunt.
I remember a year when Daddy went coon
hunting every night during the month of
October. It was against the law to hunt on
Sunday, so he'd get up at midnight, which
made it Mohday morning, and go. I used to
go with him pretty often. I loved hearing the
dogs run and listening to the men around the
fire telling stories of past hunts and things
they used to do when they were boys. I sus-
pect most of it was probably pretty well in-
flated, but it sure made interesting listening.
The next summer I worked in the wcx)d.s
with Daddy and met a lot of people I guess
I'll remember the rest of my life. There was
Dewitt and Peewee and Agie and Merk and
O.C. and Johnny, all gentlemen with stories
to tell just like the hunting crowd. Maybe
that's when my appreciation for good
storytelling began.
I got through the fifth grade and part of
the sixth before we left Goldston. I eventually
graduated from Goldston High School, but
not before attending school again in Wil-
mington; Elizabethtown; Spartanburg, South
Carolina; and NX'iLnington one more time.
I can't say that I regret all that moving
around we did when I was a kid, cause it was
I remember taking
baths in a galvanized
washtub with the side
of me touvard thefire
burninb up and the
other side freeNinbs
an education in itself. But it got kind of
aggravating. I'd have a set of friends in one
town and then next thing you knew we were
in a new town with a whole new set of friends
to make and a whole new set of bullies to face.
I've always been big for my age, and when
I'd walk into a new classroom, some
knothead would feel that his "baddest boy in
the class" status was being threatened and
he'd proceed to take me on.
My daddy told me early on not to start a
fight, but he said, "Charles, if you've got to
fight, don't pay no attention to how much
he's hurting you. Just keep on hurting him."
Well, thanks to Daddy's advice and a
whole lot of unwanted experience, I guess I
did all right.
The last time we moved back to Chatham
County, we didn't live in the country. No sir,
we lived smack in the middle of downtown
Gulf, North Carolina.
Gulf or the Gulf as some folks called it, was
a wide place in the road, State Route 412 to
be exact. It had three filling stations, one
general store and a Presbyterian church. Gulf
was no metropolis by any stretch of the imagi-
nation, but let me tell you something, friend,
the Gulf was happening in the early fifties.
We might have been a one-horse town, but
we rode that old horse to death.
14 PHILIP MORRIS MAGAZINE/SPRING 1986

THE BEST LITTLE
HOT STUFF
IN TEXAS
Everythijag you zr~anted to know about chili. .. and some of
the facts may ezven be tme.
BY L irPy hING
Many unreliable sources have attempted to
take credit for the invention of chili. Russians
and Texans are the worst offenders, natives of
those exotic lands being braggarts by nature
and strangers to the truth.
The Russians alIege that a certain Ivan
Popoff, stranded in Siberia an inconvenient
distance from a supermarket, used his sled
dogs, odd spices and a handful of snow to
give chili a start. Texans claim that a hardy
group of range cowboys, equally low on provi-
sions and stalled by a panhandle sleet storm,
sacrificed the odd goat and their random
spices to the invention of chili. If you believe
either of those yarns try to buy some spices
from the next dog-sledder or cowpoke you
find wandering around in a blizzard. He
won't have a thing with him but frozen har-
ness and a tall tale.
The most widely accepted propaganda is
that sixteen families from the Canary Islands,
ruled by Spain, settled in the 1720s near what
is now San Antonio, Texas and soon accom-
plished a rough "meat stew" spiced with
oregano, garlic and cumin seed. In the fullness
of time, they supposedly added onions, toma-
toes and maybe beans; then they kept tinker-
ing with their stew until it somehow artained
the magic properties of what we now know is
nature's most sustaining food: chili.
Maury Maverick, Jr., San Antonio lawyer
and all-round agitator, has tortured logic in
attempting to prove that chili first was men-
tioned in the Old Testament-sort of-and
that its invention most assuredly was assisted
by the Jews. Maverick cites the prophet Isiah
as saying "For the plowman doth scatter the
cumin," then makes a remarkable leap of
faith to Deuteronomy 14 and Leviticus 27-
Editors Note:
The Editors of Philip Morris Magazine recog-
nize that the bulge in Mr. King's cheek zr not a
plug of smokeless tobacco but rather his tongue
jauntily placed there as he composed this outra-
geous piece on the subject of chili. We hope our
readers will find the article entertaining and
instructive (while not taking it too seriously)
and we promise equal time and space to all who
feel themselves maligned.
dealing with the tithing of grain-before
doubling back to explain that the written
codification of Judaic Law interprets "grain"
as including "cumin." So, see, the Jews then
told the Moors about cumin and the Moors
told the Canary Islanders-who forthwith
rushed a batch to 01' San Antone and sat
about conjuring up chili.
The Mexicans also have tried to claim chili
credit. Since there was no Texas in the 18th
Century-they say-when those Canary Is-
landers got to mixing their herbs and spices
and stumbled on the invention of chili, the
event happened in Mexico! But Mexico, you
see, then belonged to Spain-and Spain had
no more to do with the invention of chili than
did North Korea. You can't get a decent
"bowl of red" in any of those countries.
The truth is, chili was invented long before
Isiah prophesied a lick-and eons before
there was a Russia, a Spain, a Mexico, a
Texas, a cowboy, an Ivan Popoff; a goat, a
sled dog, or Canary Islanders.
Chili, you see, began in Heaven. God
made it as soon as He had enough light to see
to mix it and heat enough to grow chili pep-
pers. Anybody who has ever sampled my chili
will immediately taste the blissful truth in
that contention. Chili, done right, simply can-
not be improved upon.
Prideful chili chefs do not expect to find
blue-ribbon chili in restaurants. Passable chili
is served in only seven restaurants in the
world. Five of these are in Texas: El Rancho in Y
Austin, Cafe Dominguez in Dallas, Ben's Lit- V
de Mexico in Odessa, Joe T. Garcia's in Fort
~
Worth and Juanita's in Fort Worth. (The Y
others are Juanita's in Manhattan-sister to 2
the Fort Worth Juanita's-and the Texas Y
PHILIP MORRIS MAGAZINE/SPRING 1986 15

Chili Parlor in WasYungton, D.C., though the
latter is disadvantaged in being surrounded
by used car lots, wig shops, a bus terminal
and a perpetual convention of street beggars).
Still, a good chili cook who seeks culinary
thrills in commercial restaurants makes about
as much sense as Rembrandt joining a paint-
by-numbers class.
The quality of a bowl of chili is best judged
by how much it makes your head sweat. The
ratio roughly should be one pint of sweat per
serving. Properly-hot chili wards off rheuma-
tism as well as making Hawaii and Miami
Beach vacations superfluous. Eat enough hot
chili and you will be comfortable in February
in the Artic. Sissies who complain of firey
chili deadening their taste buds fail to under-
stand that, to the contrary, it awakens taste
buds they otherwise might never know they
had. To paraphrase Harry Truman, "If they
can't stand the heat, let 'em eat quiche." My
pet peeve is restaurants advertising "mild"
chili. "Mild" chili is as useless as fat sprinters.
You want mild, try comflakes.
Good chili should be too thick to drink
and too thin to plow. Waming: it is also
habit-forming.
When it comes to concocting chili many
are called-though few are chosen. Alleged
chili chefs are exposed as shoe cobblers and
ribbon clerks the moment they profane their
pots by including bell peppers, chopped cel-
ery, tomatoes fresh, canned or stewed, hom-
iny, cornmeal, or sweet basil. Nothing even
rtightly sweet should touch chili. Only crass
pretenders use packaged chili mixes. Only
faint-hearted finks stoop to store-bought chili
powders when they have the option of grind-
ing up their own chili peppers or cooking said
peppers into such a potent paste it may make
their gums bleed.
No beans whatever should be superim-
posed on chili. A foolish breed of Texan, and
a few Okies think beans improve chili when,
in fact, beans corrupt the character of pure
chili. The chili chef adding pinto (or "red")
beans to his pot is guilty of a simple felony;
any alleged cook substituting kidney, lima or
any other bean known to the mind of man
should automatically qualify for the death
penalty. Chili con carne--chili with (ugh!)
beans-is to true chili as punk rock racket is
to true music.
Many otherwise skilled, eduated and ac-
complished persons are somehow reduced to
petrified ignoramuses when faced with mak-
ing a simple pot of chili.
Though I hate to rat-fink on a fellow
Texan, television commentator Bill Moyers
thinks it permissible to include canned toma-
toes and packaged chili mix in his pot. May
the Lord have mercy on his soul,
Writer Thomas McGuane, though prop-
erly warning against the exact chili sins of Mr.
Moyers, is so foolish as to recommend venison
meat and chopped bell peppers. (Pa-tooie!
Cedrick, brang me that mouthwash right
quick.')
The Yankee writer Dan Wakefield would
use common supermarket hamburger in his
chili, God save the mark, and complicate his
crime by adding nutmeg! Nutmeg, Wake-
field says smugly, is his "secret ingredient."
In the interest of chili integrity, may that
secret be forever well-kept and laws passed to
prevent its proliferation.
I think-and hope-that Willie Morris,
writer-in-residence at the University of Mis-
sissippi, is joking when he recommends add-
ing to the chili pot "catfish heads, other delec-
table ice-box leftovers and a pour of Karo
syrup." To hi,s credit, Morris cautions that
"One should not eat anything that refuses to
melt. Please."
Artists are not alone guilty of befouling the
chili pot. Congressman Jim Wright of
Texas-and House Majority Leader-carries
on about his chili almost as much as he rants
against "voodoo economicx" and other Re-
publican schemes. When it comes to his spe-
cific ingredients, however, Wright is as coy
and vague as most in his alleged profession. I
therefore cannot say exactly what gives Con-
gressman Wright's chili its distinctive quali-
ties, though I suspect it is horse Iinament,
orange juice and chocolate sauce. Wright's
chili tastes like one of those fruity drinks they
sell in California fem bams, with a sprinkling
of cigar ash in it.
Lyndon B. Johnson used to proclaim his
chili the best in the whole Free World. To
keep matters in perspective, it should perhaps
be recalled that he also many times pro-
claimed certain victory in Vietnam, Mr.
Johnson took shameful shortcuts in using
chili powder as opposed to chili pods and-
honor of horrors-adding stewed canned to-
matoes. I could never take LBJ seriously after
hearing him say, "Y'all wanta be sure and
skim the grease offthe top before you eat your
chili, now." Grease is almost as vital to good
chili as is a firey quality and proper meat.
And the only meat suitable for chili is beef
round steak cut into semi-sizable chunks.
Grinding beef robs it of its natural juices and
puts me in the mind of spaghetti.
Chili has more uses than Band Aids or
putty. also cook a mean chili dip, chili pequin
sauce, chili con caso, chili casserole and chili
soufHe. I doubt, however, whether you ama-
teurs can yet handle such complexities so I
will at this point sign off with wishes of good
eatin' and await the many proposals of mar-
riage surely to follow.
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Larry L. King's most recent
books are W,`arning
lY'riter at Work
(Texas Christian University
Press: Fort Worth) and None
But A Blockhead: ~
On Being a lP'riter
(Viking Press: New York).

Read at your risk...rook at yotU peril:
King's Better'n Sex Chili
Women have left their husbands over my
chili. Servicemen have deserted their posts for
it. Dictators were recently overthrown in
Haiti and the Philippines because they
wouldn't share it with the masses. Though I
rarely share my recipe with those I don't
know well enough to kiss, the editors have
persuaded me to here reveal it in the interest
of humanity and for two thousand dollars. It
would be cheap at twice the price. Here, then,
are the secrets of
King's Better'n Sex Chili:
2 lbs. beef round steak
?/a cup bacon drippings
6 dry red chili pods
1 t-spoon ground cunun
I t-spoon oregano
2 chopped onions
3 tbl-spoons flour
6 ounces tomato paste
Juice of 1 lime
6 minced doves garlic
2-3 cups of hot water
Pinch of salt
Beef stock
Louisiana Red Devil pepper sauce (liberally
applied)
a lb. chopped Longhorn cheese
Dash of black pepper
One chopped jalapeno pepper
6 sprinkles Worcestershire sauce
Now here is where the genius of the cook
comes in. Do exactly as I instruct below and
you can romance the person of your choice
and may from some grateful source inherit
serious money. Also, you will get your sinuses
deared:
Sear meat in bacon drippings until it is a
healthy brown. Qean chili pods in cold water,
removing the seeds. Cover the chilis with
fresh water and bring to a boil; after 20-25
minutes, peel the chilis. Keep the water; re-
move chilis, scrape pulp away from the skins.
Then mash the pulp into a potent paste.
Add sauteed meat and mix together in
water used to boil the chili pods. Cover with
beef stock. Then add such additional water as
needed to bring total water to 2-3 cups.
Dump in lime juice, ground cumin, chopped
onions, garlic, salt and black pepper to taste,
chopped jalapeno pepper, tomato paste, oreg-
ano, flour, and initial dashes of Worcester-
shire sauce and Louisiana Red Devil pepper
sauce. (Tabasco sauce will do in a pinch.)
Swoggle everything all around in the pot
until your soul tells you the mix has attained
perfect harmony.
Let simmer two to two and one-half hours,
depending on patience, hunger pangs and
desired thickness. Every half hour add a quick
dash of Worcestershire sauce and generous
sprinklings of Louisiana Red Devil or Ta-
basco. (You will have the proper amount of
hot stuff when the pot's vapors sting your eyes
and your stirring hand begins to feel semi-
basted.) Also, each half hour, chunk into the
2 simmering pot handfuls of finely chopped
Longhorn cheese for texrure improvement
and a bonus of surprisingly exotic flavors.
That added touch will make your chili taste
like the rainbow looks.
King's Better'n Sex Chili recipe serves
eight, unless King is one of them. Then it
serves only two.
In the unlikely event any of this wonderful
chili is left over, permit it to mature in the
refrigerator overnight. Then heat and pour it
across your eggs at breakfast. You may, in-
deed, wish to let the chili mature for several
days before employing it for breakfast. Like
certain authors, the older it gets the better it
becomes.
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IN THENEINS
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Hamirh Maxwell, Chairman and
Chief Executive Officer of Philip
Morris Companies, Inc., has writ-
ten the Senate Finance Committee
to register Philip Morris' strong
opposition to the proposed Pack-
wood tax package. In his letter to
every member of the committee,
Maxwell pointed out serious ffawr
in the Packwood plan, rpeciftcally
the elements that made it infia-
tionary, regressive and unfair to
corporations which would be
forced to pay taxes on the excise
taxes they already collect for the
federal government.
Because American consumers
will be at the top of the list to
foot the bill for the Packwood
plan, we reprint Mr. .'blaxwell's
letter and its concise analysis of
the issues:
Philip Morris vigorously op-
poses certain of the elements of
Senator Packwood's tax package.
The package restores tax prefer-
ences to some industries which
the House bill had reduced; the
Senator proposes to pay for this
preferential treatment of these
industries by creating what
amounts to a massive and infla-
tionary increase of federal excise
taxes. These new consumption
taxes would wipe out a very
large part of any benefit that low
and moderate income families
might get from reduced income
tax rates.
Senator Packwood's proposal
rests on a provision that would
increase federal excise taxes by
purporting to disallow these ex-
cise taxes as business expenses.
Instead, the excise taxes, which
companies collect as revenue
agents on behalf of the Federal
government, would be treated as
income and taxed against at the
highest corporate income tax
rate. The Senator's package also
provides that certain excise taxes,
gasoline, alcohol and tobacco-
will automatically increase as
prices increase. The indexation
of fuel, alcohol and tobacco ex-
cise taxes to price changes is a
highly inflationary system of
taxation which has hurt the
economies of many less devel-
Hamish Maxwell
oped countries. It also breaks
with the traditional federal tax-
ation philosophy that excise
taxes should be left principally
to the states as a source of reve-
nue, and finally, it appears to
distort the role of Congress as
the tax setting authority and
substitutes an automatic price
inflator.
No amount of semantics can
obscure the fact that Senator
Packwood's proposal is a mas-
sive consumer tax increase. We
would Iike to set the record
straight.
The current law is not a loop-
hole-federal excise taxes are a
legislated cost of doing busi-
ness and are not "income" to
the companies that collect
them. Excise taxes are col-
lected by the manufacturers or
providers of services and
remitted to the federal gov-
emment in full even if rhose
companies are operating at a
loss and pay no income taxes.
This tax increase is a regressive
tax increase-the proposal has
the effect of raising all federal
excise taxes by over 50%.
Excise taxes are consumption
taxes which are invariably
passed through to the ulti-
mate consumer and fall most
heavily on those of low or
moderate income.
This tax increase penalizes
companies which have acted as
government agents-excise
taxes are generally collected at
the company level to mini-
mize the difficulty and com-
plexity which would result
from trying to collect them
from consumers. This so-
called nondeductibility would
penalize those companies
which are required to act as
collectors on behalf of the
government. This is akin to
taxing a bank teller on all the
money that passes through his
window.
This tax increase raises serious
constitutional questions-the
16th amendment authorizes a
tax on income, not on gross
receipts. The tax proposed
brings with it serious constitu-
tional issues.
Two of the industries in
which Philip Morris competes,
cigarettes and brewing, are
targeted by the Packwood pro-
posal. Preliminary estimates in-
dicate that this proposal would
cause consumer price increases of
over $6 billion for cigarettes and
$2 billion for beer in the first
full year alone. The inflationary
impact of the proposal would
cost those consumers well over
$40 billion in the next five
years. At retail, the initial
industry, hurt U.S. farmers and
led directly to losses in manufac-
turing jobs.
Senator Packwood's proposal
threatens a significant proportion
of the almost three quarters of a
million American jobs directly
related to tobacco and brewing.
The livelihoods of a quarter of a
million farm families who pro-
duce the 1.3 billion pounds of
tobacco and the 7.6 billion
pounds of barley, hops, com and
rice which are used in those
industries every year, also are
endangered by the unfair tax-
upon-tax which the Senator has
proposed.
Philip Morris supported HR
3838 in the past and continues
to support it today. We feel HR
3838 fulfil}s the principles of
fairness and neutrality in tax
reform as called for by the Presi-
dent and deserves our continued
support. Senator Packwood's
proposal, as currently written, is
manifestly a giant step in the
wrong direction. Simply put, it
is a massive tax increase, unfairly
impacting on a selected group of
low and moderate income con-
sumers with a serious fallout on
farmers, workers and small busi-
ness people. tt- ~
AFL-CIO SLAMS
REPORT ON SMOKING
Back in December when Sur-
geon General C. Everett Koop
released his report on smoking
in the workplace, the AFL-CIO
was quick to attack it. In a press
release issued the day after the
report came out, the union said
impact on the consumer could
be an increase of about $2.50
per carton of cigarettes and
about $1.00 per case of beer.
We have already seen the ef-
fect increased excise taxes can
have on industry. In the last few
years, such increases in our ciga-
rette business have depressed the
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thar the report "will seriously set
back effores to protect the health
of American workers."
Criticizing the Surgeon Gen-
eral's report for its "glaring inac-
curades," the AFL-CIO also fo-
cused on the obvious omissions
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in a report that was devoted
solely to the issue of smoking.
The AFL-CIO predicted that
the report "will lead to misdiag-
nosis of occupational disease. It
will make it even more difficult
for workers suffering occupation-
ally-related disease to secure
compensation to which they are
entitled. And it will be used by
those who are responsible for
poisoning workers to avoid legal
liability."
In February, the AFL-CIO
Executive Council issued a state-
ment that expanded on this
theme, saying "The AFL-CIO
believes that employers will at-
rempt to use the report to shirk
their responsibility to dean up
the workplace and to place the
blame for occupational disease
on workers who smoke,"
The Executive Council state-
ment also emphasized the
union's opposition to hiring pol-
icies based on smoking and to
workplace smoking bans. On
the hiring issue, it said, "We
oppose employer discrimination
against hiring of smokers and
employer proposals to mandate
the removal of smokers from
certain jobs or to require partici-
pation in smoking ceSsation pro-
grams as an excuse not to meet
their responsibility to dean up
the workplace. Employers should
not be allowed to shift the bur-
den to individual workers.
Regarding smoking bans, the
Executive Council noted that
"Proposals to ban smoking in
the workplace are increasing.
Unions are faced with legislation
or unilaterally imposed employer
policies that forbid smoking on
the job and infringe on the
rights of workers who smoke.
Unions have a legal responsibIl-
ity to represent the interests of
all their members-smokers and
non-smokers. The AFL-CIO be-
lieves that issues related to
smoking on the job can be best
worked out voluntarily in indi-
vidual workplaces between labor
and management in a manner
that protects the interests and
rights of all workers and not by
legislative mandate."
PRQFILES
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CRITICS HIT AMA'S AD BAN PROPOSAL; CHARGE
The American Medical Associa-
tion called early this winter for a
ban on tobacco product advertis-
ing and quickly was given more
second opinions than a break
dancer with vertigo.
The 371-member AMA
house of delegates, representing
271,000-odd members, fewer
than half of the physicians in
the United States, voted over-
whelmingly to push for Congres-
sional passage of legislation se-
verely restricting sales of tobacco
products and banning outright
their advertising and promotion.
The first ad ban dissent came
right from the floor. Delegate
D. E. Ward, a Lumberton,
N.C., surgeon, called it a viola-
tion of tobacco manufacturers'
"Constitutional right to advertise
their products'in a competitive
manner."
The AMA's weekly American
Medical News commented sub-
sequently that the floor debate
on the issue "serves as a re-
minder that the dispute about
smoking--nd efforts to restrict
it through stiffened laws-is far
from over."
Syndicated columnist Earl
Caldwell even suggested AMA's
motives. "At their annual meet-
ing, they've taken to pulling a
rabbit out of a hat to get public-
ity. Last year, they proposed a
ban on boxing."
And publicity AMA got,
through perhaps not what it ex-
pected. Much of it sounded First
Amendment and Big Brother
themes. Some of it questioned
that a ban would accomplish
AMA's stated goal of reducing
cigarette consumption and pre-
venting teenagers' taking up
smoking.
Editorial writers from Trenton
to Minneapolis to Sacramento
called the idea "misguided,"
"ill-considered" or "off-the-
wall." Many pointed out that a
decrease in tobacco consumption
had not followed ad bans in
some European countries (See
January 1986 front page story in
TTO on tobacco ad ban in Nor-
way) '
ABC-TV's Sam Donaldson,
fresh from making his own
headlines by complaining about
smoking in the White House
pressroom, said he couldn't go
along with a ban he considered
unconstitutional.
Brickbats also flew in AMA's
home town. The Chicago Tri-
bune accused the physicians of
"showing worrisome symptoms
... of an advanced case of intol
erance."
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