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PRESS CUTTINGS HIGH LIFE JUNE 1994 The pleasure revengea le- *) Author and playwright' Keitb Waterhouse welcomes the'retu¢n of self-iindulgence nin rtwil hdee nibbwgg s6ceof dry. wholewheattuutand 0 , ftpegmyw s/pping hlack coltee earLer dtis mar,.l mme acoss~a most cheervtg~urvituion. It was ~8om A/npson s-in-the SinnG. Ihat >merated uoughfa the wek.fed businesv gent. and itinNrM me to panake:ofe rhe Brate.vbrala:.sst in Slrnp- son's 166yztr e,xtence This breakELSL hen¢etbnll to be'.a daLLy fnst utdg.50. comprlses aoltee:.fieshurangejui¢.adailv newspaper, saluagesew .. bxon;.tomatoes: mushtocms.. Bied bread, black puodir:& Imst, mamulntle and pasma. For a' supplemenl ofS1.i0. seaous bn9kb.5aeaets mn mdulge to what Simpson's r.all'che ten deadlv su.K', induoing all the ,><enat'plua lanlhs kidne5s. litc. bubble and squealt and'wmberhnd sauage, mcceoedibv pomdbe. Aauallv 1 make that 11 daadly snu. but who s counung?'tiie'. umes. I tNought to mrsdf. ;hev are achanging-anc''i ivcneo for the buttr. It makes a nitt Gunge GommuesG iatM I know I ym not the on14 one'.lo wdcomr:6 1 rcomt front pagenndLLne:n TEe Vew Yor4 /Timestead:"Fat..Dtvlk:vld Be.NemMav& TheStxe Trnndl" Sow that's wfiat I call ness gttnipnnc It seems that .4nenon lenden(l'.waKheT kave idenu5ed asmdrome ktr~as'the prisule mr.tgc:'. the svmptoms ofiwh:¢n intlude amaght percent'Jump m rhe sale of'highfit super premmm ice cream. a iwvlg amv hom Ilght beer and low fht generalW. sndlNe rast rturke.ing of Ihe. Ntga S1ac 2 fialf-poud burger senedwidlcheeseandszuae. Oh; and gyms'.m report tlet the at<tagC wW IlUiu E,d6wn i@plt fourturxs a +eHt to.lhree -and oneof thoseu a rruwge:. Eac:wurheartoutvnginia Bonomlev: For rt is,notonH in Amaio tlut: toquote an admiu. ¢dlv not al tuey ds/ntetested group. the "ffuteand5pdcs Guild,'Ihe pudk u no langrr o1emhdmed bv health con- ¢ms : In Bntain, rco; thele esidence that "the pletsure le.enge' is a[ Iaat taking a!wcu- deserved swpe batltat whatt duoteled to ~become an all. conwmmg:(or nthr, non- conwming) naumal absession Nth dieting„pi and keep ing fin Some heahh fantavrn am- unues uruhuedi of owse -tAe nasnnldng rrave. menr, prouteds widt rhee momentllm iof a wgeMOa.Rer. and hsuspea mat e.m Ilwsc of us Maunost'.hedy'resent the smoke police?auN not Im/lv wanta naum toNedan when orte sa/neumes had rhe Mptes- sion oFlGHng ulan ashuav..BLt rw longer dowe sezrn to be edgingaowavdstMtsov:ofa6 fava - atleadv ;vlnetld at In much ofthe Umted Staes, dlspne the mnetgeMeOFi r1C pk3suse Kmnge :'-whre rcolderaibMde of wine between ewoipeaple is m be trade tolfCf like acLLf1L f crxlfess I tfave neserhenf a &irish wytr sav; as I ha.e heard manY ~ ~walters, sav:'You mevl a whdelortfere bot.mdtdesignr+atron the ntmpage it wys carning.it was'mming. Frtm mvowlabsenat»n I ablo note dYe rllWtlphant re' eatetgence of pud, mnhly srrJn todee pudding and spotled . drk There wasa perlol,0.-hen de55ett seenxd an etfdfngered speoes, and when ifa couple bothered'to ighmcc m Ne menm atall,after the mairvcvuute n was. to pick wmNShtg disgusringlvv h&ildlv Wcea sonhet. wlth two spoons. aomore. Tiremia. the mnual slcoeSsorto Blwk Forest gneaq hasseen's to,thau . Belund dus he31tt1Y-or: J . lou wig, unhealdiv -reactnn aga¢sstBrvmgllkea nadon,n traaring forthe nem Oh.npia u: I beGe•e. the sksw'IVlitiauon that health, as a topic is flamg. We aif vqnt to be heaWy'but whn wants to taWr bout in CRtet people fed' unpdkd to Bscv.ss theaheahh it s because dle4"Mn4'. to ite LI)otte who [amGto hsten how 1g IfIN"afe, and how long dxy'had to wytz for the openuon. And who mnte to hesrabout how¢o keepifit7 There it ncu a lot m say about a'ten-mik pg. L4ept dla[ IXle ha5 been U111t: In oxtrau; a deuYiplian..ofa slapuP feed.at ttn[ xawphce i M I 4~ M t I/. 6 round'the comeralivass has .ul audienCe. ufio le:ds'itest]unnt mlumns? Evetxbodv, <ven if thev on'x a/6rdto est out. Vfio reads health food columnv There:an:n't anv, There are diet oplumru, Irue,.but sh dicts.these da"5 arC ]bourhow. Wu IJndl juat sbout what}ou damn we9 please.and still,los< ten pounds. We are aLso - aher a.long. penod of the health Peters av- utg xvlf Ih wanung toconWlee usdu[ pnctietllv earvtflmg the humana}stem is capable ofingoung u aPourntml kilkr'- tamng round mitealisulg thac a gtde of wtut ax fancy mav,.afier aIL' do us good, or at anv rare not much harm. V ame doROtS now tell u5 ~ tAar,people~wtpuakesa dMkS a week-'Gnlls', iln the'gtasdv'padance of ine. anti-alCof {01 prudes -a2111te1v' ro.li.e murh longer duotovl atalalners. True: ttley are also 1lkelr to Gve longer Ihan.those, wha take.'0 dtinks a week or more. out:.Vu wouldietpecttha[,~ltlnrwu?Presumafli4d those who take'0 dnnkt:a w<e4 lite longer. if kssmem: ti.cthan th~ who take "00. But the pwnt o sMt thenking!^ moden•' tion is na tlnly.tenig+m :ts eBeas but maq,e.en betenefiul. So here!s to"tMe pkssure remnge:' 1 propnsc mtoast- prefelahlr tn dnmpagne And if wu are a waveter, if~ou~are :n tkwtt w1Vah sldewu.are nn:. thehwltb frnk's or the hetlo- nuft.here+arzesu M:ertCL'u are xecknned to: ha.<galned 155 imdiion ipountls InwegMt/n 1993-the equl.a Irnt af a rise m ipppulatron of:a slanWe nrv. Ooes',rhat det:gttn wu, dismay wuior tli'sguvt rou?. Isuspect Ihat Irxiu ofuv mll uke n unh a pinch oFthe sahn diat - d wu renem.ber'-6 supposed tu ha wibatl'for us: Hor mvself,' [9 dnnk miit. then'dterklhe6tt11c0om5da. ©