American Tobacco
They Have A Little Puff, Ol Cigarettes Scaring You? the Pipe Men Understand
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lit'hey Have A Little 1)uff c-z 2/lo/64
Ol' Cigarettes Scaring You?
The Pipe Men Understand
B~ JAM~3S DRISCOLL
Wives and girl fliends, if 3on want to
save your alan from the pub}ieized horrors
of eigarel[e smoking, buy him a pipe¸
That friendly advice conies -- stlrpt]se!--
from the Pipe and Tobacco Council, New
York.
The cc, tmcil, stepping deftly into the ~riial
~moklng vacu/im created by fast rnonth'~ fed*
era1 reporl eontJerflning eigareite ~moklng,
says that "hundreds of thott$~nds'~ Of womell
have been buying pipes ~$ ~ifts for men
But some of them have been buying without
lhinking they seerfl to believe that a pipe
is a pipe.
Dr maybe ~hey l˘oked up "pipe" in a
big flictie)lal~ whici/ defines the ~bjec~ with
no imagination: ,,A device Llstially ˘onsiMi~g
el a tube ila~]n~ a bowl at one end and
a mouthpiece at the othce and used fat' smok-
ing ,,
The Sporty And The T'~eedy
gentleman wffh a moon face• Selee{ a slim,
continental look, v,,hieh ~ill det, azt from his
ehubb~ appearance"
Tke spary trlan might like an aluminnm
shank and a briar betel; the tweedy man,
a ~andbla~ted pipe
For the pool.pla~,ing man Ihere is a billiard-
Ehaped pipe bo~l And for the pillar of
the church, thele ]S tile "churchwarden" pipe
Mere.
Tuff Easy, Puff Gently'
As for the new pipe smoker himself, the
colmeil says "puff easy, puff gent]~, to prevent
bite, P~t the plpc bowl against 3'our face
every ence in a while If you are puffing
too rapldl~, the bowl will be too hot"
In addition to breaking In the pipe, the
smoker is advised to break in his tongue.
That is accomplished mete swiftly if the
saluker has two pipes, rather than one.
The~, yogi see, the s~ake~- can change
pipes and le~ the hot one cool down,
The council assutes us that there is no
n/mley-inaking Inolite behind the two-pipe
idca--tiie council is merely ~hlnking of the
~mokel-'S tongue
S'.ili to be heard from are the Cigar Insti-
tute, (he chewing-tobacco people, and lhe
bYnitcd Snuffers of America, if there is such
an organization. And, of conrse, the cigarette
meunffletnrers.
CHOOSE A PIPE TO MATCH HIS FACE, ADVISE THE EXPER'I
